Chant suggestions for Games 3 and 4 (but, keeping it classy)

This.

 

If Kobe isn't doing well "we can guard you" clap...clap...clap.clap.clap
When Pao is shooting free throws "Uni-bomber" cause he looks like he'd be one or "shave your face"
or chant "whispering eye" when Kobe gets that ball

 

Everyone who is going to Game 3.

Instead of trying to come together on which chants to use during the game I have another idea.

I say everytime Kobe touches the ball we boo. Loud. For the entire game.

Should be a good way for us to express our disgust with the guy.

Plus it will be a good way to drown out all Kobe jock-riders that are going to be in the building.

Lets get Rowdy!

 

just chant ******* like its vince mcmahon

 

Chant rapest?

 

Lol no rapist chants.

 

Kobe feeds off the boos.

I say STFU during the game - but beforehand - like the thread about
the Lakers hotel - get on them, disrupt the, generally make it as unpleaseant as possible!

Make them scared to come back to HOU in Game 6.

 

honk have a party concert outside their hotel for the entire night

 

To hell with that feeds off the boos crap.

Trying to get a message across.

Either boo or chant Dir-ty, Dir-ty everytime he touches it.

 

Common misconception. When Kobe gets booed he likes to take more shots to show the fans who the "man" is. Unfortunately for Kobe, this usually ends up in embarrassment, since he is one of the worst fourth quarter performers in the NBA today (don't let the media fool you, just look at his numbers). For every big shot he hits, he'll brick three more. I can't make 'em if I don't take 'em, sez Kobe. So boo away and let him try to be the "man". It's much better than letting the Fakers run their offense through Pau, as they really should if they want to win.

 

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=168377

 

When kobe shoots free throws...

"YOUR-A STUPID-MORON WHOS HAS AN UGLY-FACE AND-BIG-BUTT WHOS BUTT-SMELLS AND LIKES TO KISS HIS-OWN BUTT"

Its a little short, but it should do.

 

BEAT THE RAPERS!!!

 

CHANTS:
Two main chants should be heard EVERYTIME KOBE TOUCHES THE BALL ALL NIGHT LONG "overrated" and "dirty player".

When atrociously bad call(s) are made, chant "Who paid the refs?" and "Call the FBI".

Finally, when ANY ROCKET PLAYER SHOOTS FREETHROWS ALL NIGHT, chant "MVP", mocking LA's silly chants for Kobe even though he's not the MVP.

 

I like "We can gaurd you" clap clap clapclapcalp...

 

Over-rated may make us sound silly.

 

rI like the MVP for every Rocket shootin' freethrows!

 

I prefer "YOU NEED SHAQ! YOU NEED SHAQ!"

 

"EAT MY ASS" works in that same vein.