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[Funny Vid, NSFW] Kevin Smith explains what happened to his Superman movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by No Worries, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Dave2000

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    dude your going to enjoy it, the story about him having sex with his wife for the first time, and the story on how he got Ben Affleck to do Jersey Girl for less money was good stuff

    btw, here's the clip I was talking about in the Superman/Doomsday movie

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  2. aghast

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    When he started the bit about Superman vs. the most terrifying killer in all the insect [sic] world, the first thing that popped in my head was how scattershot awful and completely anachronistic the climax of Wild Wild West was. (We lack the technology to build a giant mechanical spider in the 2000s, so certainly it would have been easier in the middle 1800s, before the industrial revolution.) Then I forgot about this initial thought, engrossed in his storytelling style. Then, the payoff. Nicely done.
     
  3. Dave2000

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    the 2nd one wasn't bad, the first one was just better, I have the 3rd one from Netflix, just haven't watched it yet
     
  4. mrpaige

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    I actually bought it when it came out but I turned it off because it seemed like a rehash, and then I realized a few days later that the reason it seemed like a rehash was because he had told the same stories after the Clerks 2 screening in Austin.

    So, it wasn't a rehash in the way I originally thought it was.

    Very funny stories, though.
     
  5. Mulder

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    Let me save you 2 hours of frustration. He is talking about this:

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-WdWbHYsFo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-WdWbHYsFo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    LOL. Why all the Hate for Wild Wild West?

    I mean it wasn't great, but it was watchable.

    I guess I'm the only one who didn't hate it.
     
  7. DaDakota

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    That was funny.

    DD
     
  8. RunninRaven

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    The only reason to see Wild Wild West is to see Salma Hayak's ass shot as she walks off with her pajama butt flap open.
     

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