Note.. just the things i would feel like doing so don't take it seriously Portland won in 4 games.. Portland won in 5 games.. Portland won in 6 games.. Portland won in 7 games.. Houston won in 4 games.. Houston won in 5 games.. Houston won in 6 games.. Houston won in 7 games.. My take.. If portland won in 4.. I'd jump off a cliff If portland won in 5.. I'd kill my dog If portland won in 6.. I'd quit my job If portland won in 7.. I'd cry myself to sleep If rockets won in 4.. I would lock myself in a closet and scream like never before If rockets won in 5.. I would convert muslim If rockets won in 6.. I would go back out with my ex If rockets won in 7.. (see rockets win in 4) What would you do?
If the Blazers win in 4 - 7 games, I will start an infinite amount of Trade Ron/Yao/TMac threads. If the Rockets win in 4 to 5 games, I will start infinite amounts of threads about how we'll win the championship.... If the Rockets win in 6 or 7 games, I will start infinite amounts of threads about how we will probably lose in the second round, but we can win if and ONLY if Yao averages 50 points and 30 rebounds a game while giving Artest a piggy-back ride for four quarters. There, now this thread is taken care of..... My prediction: Rockets in 6.
If Rockets win in 4 or 5 games I'll stop posting in italic. If Portland win in 4 or 5 games I'll cut myself. If Rockets win in 6 or 7 games I'll run outside butt naked. If Portland win in 6 or 7 games I'll drink till I past out.
If Rockets win in 5 or 6.....I'll have braggin rights over my cuz and boys. If Portland win in 7...........It will be another loooooooooooong offseason. No Crying.............MAN UP!!!!!!!
If Rockets win in 4-6 games. I will make the first ever "out of first round parade" in downtown Houston ever made. If the Rockets lose again. I will become a jazz fan... Actually I'd rather just bite my penis off.
