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[Help] If you fear OR respect The Jazz, sign here

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Batman Jones, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. Batman Jones

    Batman Jones Member

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    If you fit the above criteria, please just sign up in this thread so I can put you on ignore. You are ruining this forum for me in a very exciting year for Rockets fans.

    I have never been so ashamed of our Houston Rockets' fans as I have this year, in this, our primary forum, where everyone's running scared.

    If you are scared of the Jazz and want to avoid them in the playoffs, please sign your name here so I can put you on ignore -- at least until this season is over.

    If, on the other hand, you respect the Jazz... If you think they're respectable opponents or any other thing other than dirty cheaters, please sign up here saying exactly that. You will go on permanent ignore.

    Hopefully this thread will result in me not having to read threads or posts from a bunch of sissy Rockets fans who fear our main (cheating) rival.

    You guys are really making me sick lately, trying to find out how to run away from the dirty cheaters.

    We can't run away from them, y'all. If we draw them, we have to beat them. And I hope we DO draw them. You sissies have made me hope that.

    And tanking is NEVER an option.

    Which reminds me, if you're into tanking tomorrow, please sign up here too. I'd rather not know you at all.

    Thank you.

    Go Rockets.
     
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  2. IROC it

    IROC it Member

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    No tanking EVER!
     
  3. YugoRocketsFan

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    F the j*zz, I dont respect p***y floppers.
     
  4. WNBA

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    Signed,

    Yao Ming.
     
  5. ryan_98

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    def 5 star worthy...


    nice, tricky title btw ;)
     
  6. TheBigAristotle

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    Doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, Utah owns us and it would indeed be a bad matchup. That being said I'll still cheer the team on even though I know we'd be doomed ;)
     
  7. Cannonball

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    Amen brother. I've had to hold my tongue because I don't want to get banned for verbally assaulting other forum members for their lack of testicular fortitude.
     
  8. CHI

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    I don't respect or fear the Jazz. The Jazz can suck it.
     
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  9. Aznoob

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    Anyone know the history of the word, "tanking?"

    I mean, it sounds like a beastly verb, but the meaning is quite the opposite...
     
  10. tksense

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    find an Oxford English Dictionary, OED? maybe u can find one online too. maybe someone else knows/can help :p
     
  11. Batman Jones

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    Thanks for the clarification. That's what I was looking for. I suspected you sucked already but now I know for sure.

    Goodbye. See you after the playoffs.
     
  12. JLEW1818

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    i just donated... when do i get my contributing member slogan...
     
  13. fmullegun

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    We would have home court and a better team than the first of two playoff series losses.

    I think we could take them, but why deal with the j*zz if we don't have to? If you remember they are ClOCK-punching cry babies. From the onset they take cheapshot then act completely innocent.

    Any series with them will result in an injury.
     
  14. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    No one is gonna see this question here. Make a few threads in GARM (this forum) to get it faster.

    The best thing to do is make a thread a day or at least per week. Squeaky wheel wtc.
     
  15. JLEW1818

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    ya i would have stared a while ago.. just didn't know people could donate. :D
     
  16. TesseracT

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    Well said, lol.
     
  17. Deckard

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    When in danger or in doubt, run in circles... scream & shout.
     
  18. Tmaco

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    I don't fear but respect Jazz.
     
  19. devin23

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    I'm not scared of the Jazz. They are very mediocre on the road and we would've won last year if we had alston the first two games. They cheat at home, but if we can win at our home, its over for the jazzholes. No fear or respect for those floppers...
     
  20. caffreys_irish_ale

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    Wow, I wish I had the balls to post something like this. You took the words right out of my mouth!

    5 Star thread indeed.
     

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