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If you could choose your child's genetics, what would you choose?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by droxford, Apr 8, 2009.

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If you could choose your child's genetics, what would you choose?

  1. Immunity to Cancer

    78 vote(s)
    56.5%
  2. Strong eyesight (never need corrective lenses)

    59 vote(s)
    42.8%
  3. High intelligence

    102 vote(s)
    73.9%
  4. For boys, penis size. For girls, breast size

    49 vote(s)
    35.5%
  5. Muscular/tone physique

    64 vote(s)
    46.4%
  6. Energetic metabolism (not sedentary)

    64 vote(s)
    46.4%
  7. Specific eye color

    27 vote(s)
    19.6%
  8. Specific hair color

    27 vote(s)
    19.6%
  9. Other (please explain)

    18 vote(s)
    13.0%
  10. None of the above

    13 vote(s)
    9.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Invisible Fan

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    Let's say you wanted your kid to have a bigger wang, and I happened to put my big wang gene in the bank. I guess that wins out. My family also has good eyesight, and I get a lot of compliments for my eyes so that goes in too. Or maybe you want to be like Mike. You can't, but your kid will do.

    Well instead of forking over 10k+ for some costly procedures, give me 200 bucks, your wife, keys to a room at the Holiday Inn, and I'll throw in a box of Franzia as a friendly discount.
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

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    Here's mine:

    Immunity to Penis
    Strong Penis (never need corrective viagra)
    High Penis
    For boys, penis size.
    Muscular/tone penis
    Energetic penis (not sedentary)
     
  3. droxford

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    Some things I'm surprised about with the poll results:

    High intelligence has more votes than Immunity to Cancer

    1/3rd of the voters selected the penis/breast size

    Only 10% of the voters has selected "none of the above"
     
     
  4. blathersby

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    THAT'S MY BOY!
     

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