Lets bench TMac and check out his insane roster. Kyle "Little Chubby Man" Lowry [Chinese commentator's nickname for Lowry] Ron "Tru Warrier" Shane "Batman" Battier Luis "Luifa" Scola [His old Spanish nickname] Yao "Great Wall" Ming Aaron "Pocket Rocket" Brooks/Brent "Bones" Barry Tracy "T-Mac" McGrady/Von "Passion Assassin" Wafer/Brent "Bones" Barry/ Tracy "T-Mac" McGrady/Carl "Mandry" Landry Carl "Mandry" Landry/Chuck "Offensive Juggernaut" Hayes Dikembe "Deke" Mutombo Then we also got our *ahem* rookie who was out for the season *ahem* Dorsey and 2009 unofficial draft pick James "Flight" White. (And Cook) Then we got that guy named Dorsey.
