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The Tao of Yao

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VesceySux, May 22, 2002.

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  1. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Since this is the Hangout Forum and anything goes...

    Remember the part of the Simpsons "Flaming Homer" episode where Homer imagines that everybody is only saying the word "Moe?" Well, I feel like that after reading this BBS. I just got back from LA (where "NFL" and "rookies" were the subject of the weekend, not basketball) to find this BBS mired with the word "Ming." Just like that Simpsons episode. And I'm scared.

    Clutch: "I have new inside information regarding the #1 Ming."
    Pops: "My sources say that the Ming will trade Ming and Ming."
    HeyP: "Ming great. When the Rockets Ming Ming, we'll Ming the Ming."
    Jeff: "Don't Ming with Ming. Ming Ming Les business Ming Ming."
    (Random New Poster #1): "Don't Ming Ming. Ming Ming the Ming of Ming is Ming."

    Now, I'm not saying that's necessarily a bad thing. We're all excited about the draft and #1 pick. However, I'm just astonished with the 10:1 Ming-to-ANYTHING else thread ratio. The Simpsons thing just popped in my head after reading an hour's worth of Ming banter. Oddly, I found it appropriate. Don't get my wrong. I know I create irony by spilling over the Ming discussion into the Hangout Ming and doing what I Ming what I shouldn't. That's Ming by me. Ming Ming know Ming get flamed, but Ming think Ming it. Some Ming help me Ming treatment Ming disease... Ming...
     
    #1 VesceySux, May 22, 2002
  2. Jeff

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    Ming understand your Ming. We all have Ming on the Ming at the moment. I had to get out of the Ming forum so I could Ming in the Hangout. I needed a Ming from all that Ming talk. Holy Ming, it is Mingsome.

    :)
     
    #2 Jeff, May 22, 2002
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    eheheh...excellent vesceysux...couldnt ming it any minger...

    well gotta ming now, mingball ming to ming to...ming me luck...
     
    #3 red, May 22, 2002
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    Ming You.
     
    #4 Rocketman95, May 22, 2002
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    Vijay Singh or Dave Bing? Who is better than Yao Ming?
     
    #5 right1, May 22, 2002
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    I refuse to Ming for finals.... I guess ill just MING it.
     
    #6 DrewP, May 22, 2002
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    All Ming and no Ming make Ming a Ming Ming.
     
    #7 DEANBCURTIS, May 22, 2002
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    What the Ming are you Mings minging about?:confused:
     
    #8 Falcons Talon, May 22, 2002
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    Bruce Bowen. There, you happy. ;)
     
    #9 Rocketblast, May 22, 2002
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    What in the ming is minging on around Ming? This ming is making my ming Ming. But, in this Ming, we obey the mings of Mingonomics. And I'm tired of you mings minging about Ming!
     
    #10 mfclark, May 22, 2002
  11. Manny Ramirez

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    Ming ming ming ming ming! Minging ming minged minger!

    Ming....ming.....MIng.....mIng...MINg...miNg...MinG
     
    #11 Manny Ramirez, May 22, 2002
  12. Mack

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    To the tune of the "Meow Mix" commercial

    Ming ming ming ming
    Ming ming ming ming
    ming ming ming ming
    MING ming ming ming

    or alternatively,

    Yao yao yao yao
    Yao yao yao yao
    yao yao yao yao
    YAO yao yao yao

    No more Ming for you!
     
    #12 Mack, May 23, 2002
  13. edc

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    Ming ming ming Stu ming Steve?
     
    #13 edc, May 23, 2002
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