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[Help] My Right Boot is too small

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El_Conquistador, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Someone has a fat foot -- perhaps even a cankle.
     
  2. TheBigAristotle

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  3. rimrocker

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    No he's not. His plan was to limit (not "take away") itemized deductions for those making $250k or more to 28%.
     
  4. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    OK, guys, let's not get this moved to "you know where!" :)
     
  5. Honey Bear

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    Not so cleverly disguised bait thread to further political agenda in the wrong forum. Seems to be the story of your life. Thread reported.
     
  6. TesseracT

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    Fat guy in a little boot
     
  7. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    No, friend, I do not do my road work in expensive boots. That said, I do attend high society events in them, as well as corporate functions and speaking engagements. They are also fashionably appropriate when in Mexico conducting high level discussions with leading industrialists.

    Road work refers to a running regimen, which unfortunately, I can not elaborate on.


    BTW -- Ronnie, I reported your vulgar contribution to this thread in Post #2.


    GOOD DAY
     
  8. gifford1967

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    Ouch. That must have hit a little too close to home.
     
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  10. Honey Bear

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    Sounds like a shorter, nerdier Ron Burgundy.
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    WINNAR

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  12. TheBigAristotle

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    Lol, you're a piece of work TJ. Very very good entertainment though :)
     
  13. Rashmon

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    Don't tell me you've uncovered the lost uber-secret running regimen known only to Mengele's inner circle?

    KUDOS
     
  14. Tom Bombadillo

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    I can imagine the Clutch Crew having a good laugh at anything Trader "reports"...
     
  15. Harrisment

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    Threads like this are why I think T_J is the most entertaining poster on this board.
     
  16. vlaurelio

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    why not buy the same exact shoes but half a size a larger?.. use the bigger size on your elephant foot... thats the simplest solution if you can afford it..
     
  17. Mulder

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    I think you might be pregnant...
     
  18. professorjay

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    Were they ostrich boots by any chance?

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    I'm just goofin'. Boot goofin'.
     
  19. Dr of Dunk

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    I thought for sure someone would've said,

    "With as many times as you've put your foot in your mouth, I'm amazed you still have the need for boots."

    I misjudged this board.
     
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  20. stipendlax

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    HAHAHAHA!

    That was awesome.
     

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