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What do you love/hate about your significant other?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BlackSombrero, Apr 2, 2009.

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  1. BlackSombrero

    BlackSombrero Member

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    I hate: How you must pick a fight with the grocery clerk because she refuses to validate our 25 cent coupon off Romaine Lettuce just because the system is not recognizing such an awesome discount. Or how you must decide to tell me about how much your co-workers are annoying you as soon as the Rockets are driving it to the basket to take the lead despite the fact that I have given you the perfect solution to such work problems many times over. The jealosusy I hate how you validate your Lifetime channel movie watching as less as an obsession as my sports watching and actually convincing me that I am wrong!

    I love: Your laugh as I rip off Carlin jokes; The look of your face as I tell you how much I wanted to rip my boss's off; Your infamous enchiladas and the fact that I do not have to wash all the dishes, pans, etc. that you used to create such a delicious dish. Your O.C.D. wish allows me to come home to a freshly vacuumed place with manicured window sills. How you are fascinated with my comic book talk and how it applies to our everyday living. The fact that your jealousy over girls fawning over me because of my devastating good looks does not ruffle your feathers because you have so much faith in my devotion. I love how me and you are so in sync with our hates and dislikes that it makes all our rival couples want to divorce.

    You?
     
    #1 BlackSombrero, Apr 2, 2009
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    you're a queer man.
     
    #2 moestavern19, Apr 2, 2009
  3. BlackSombrero

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    Devastatingly good looks is a good sign of queerness.
     
    #3 BlackSombrero, Apr 2, 2009
  4. PointForward

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    ROFL

    you've been on a roll lately, and this is especially awesome since "queer" is one of my favorite words to use when negatively portraying someone.. :D
     
    #4 PointForward, Apr 2, 2009
  5. Shroopy2

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    Thoughtful. Though this looks almost like one of those Myspace bulletins forwarded from one of the nice people on your lsit
     
    #5 Shroopy2, Apr 2, 2009
  6. Deckard

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    That she let me convince her that we have to have sex after every win. The Rockets failed me tonight, fellow ClutchFans. I am not a happy camper.
     
    #6 Deckard, Apr 2, 2009
  7. FFz

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    my right hand can only do so many things :(. I think i'll have to cheat and use my left sometimes.
     
    #7 FFz, Apr 2, 2009
  8. Gakatron

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    big gaps between games and then a loss... I feel for you buddy!
     
    #8 Gakatron, Apr 2, 2009
  9. MadMax

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    I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
     
    #9 MadMax, Apr 2, 2009
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    that she keeps score at our little league baseball games and actually enjoys it. that she lets me watch every rockets game in the 'mancave' she let me have in our house. that i never ever ever get turned down for sex. that she will watch family guy with me. that she loves me more than i deserve.
     
    #10 Rocketman95, Apr 2, 2009
  11. Royals Ego

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    i hate that she hates it when i fart in bed
     
    #11 Royals Ego, Apr 2, 2009
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    What do I like about my SO? Well let me ask YOU something.

    Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, that's a dumb question... skip that.

    OK, back on topic. What's the question again?
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Apr 2, 2009
  13. Davidoff

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    I could list things for DAYS..

    I love that she is ALWAYS in a good mood and happy, well 99.9% of the time

    I love that people say she is the happiest person they know

    I love that she makes me happy just watching and being around her

    I love that she will smoke and enjoy a good cigar with me

    I love that she likes basketball because of me

    I love that she loves to watch mindless TV with me

    I love that she likes Tarantino movies as much as I do

    I love that she'll always laugh at my jokes and random movie or TV quotes

    I love the fact she's one of the most intelligent people I know, yet she doesn't flaunt it

    I love that she will ask me every weekend what I want her to make for breakfast even though she knows I just want a protein shake and oatmeal

    I love that she gets annoyed that for safety reasons I won’t let her give homeless people food that stand on the side of the road

    I love to watch her get nervous and flutter her fingers over her face

    I love that she thinks records sound better than digital music

    I love that she gets annoyed that the oldies stations aren't playing "old" music anymore

    I love that she likes to keep things because they have sentimental value even though we can afford much nicer

    I love that she doesn't worry about the market or money

    I love that she worries about her patients even when she's not at the office

    I love that she says I can be a stay at home dad if I want too when we have kids to help make up for supporting her while she was getting her degrees

    I love that she saved each and every anniversary card I had ever given her over 11 years (lots of monthly ones when we were younger) and bound them all together for our first year wedding anniversary (paper)

    I love everything about her family and how they've always treated me like their own son

    I love that she is open minded, levelheaded with the ability to think things through

    I love that when she was 18 and her old hand me down car needed more work than it was worth, she wanted to pay to have it fixed rather than take the new car her parents were going to buy her.. Before the donation tow truck came she took a few pictures with the car and seemed so sad that she had to drive something new..

    I love that she doesn't realize how much she means to so many people
     
    #13 Davidoff, Apr 2, 2009
  14. bladeage

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    I hate AND love that I don't have one!
     
    #14 bladeage, Apr 2, 2009
  15. Uprising

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    Hate: she still smokes, said she'd quit when we moved.
     
    #15 Uprising, Apr 2, 2009
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    you have 'rival couples' ? wtf

    you basically love that she cooks, cleans, and listens to every word you say. And you hate any habit that does not involve cooking, cleaning, or listening to you.. and that she talks to you when you're doing anything else.
     
    #16 kaleidosky, Apr 2, 2009
  17. Lil Pun

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    Too many things to list that I love.

    Those things I dislike but tolerate:

    Tons of redundant questions
    Shopping, although that has calmed down a bit since the baby is on its way
    She has no courage to stand up to others, no backbone if you will
    She doesn't cook
     
    #17 Lil Pun, Apr 2, 2009
  18. no_answer

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    I love how he does crazy stuff just because it will make me happy.

    I hate how he is the master of not talking to me when he's mad.
     
    #18 no_answer, Apr 2, 2009
  19. justtxyank

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    You should hate that she made you watch 10 Things I hate About You.

    I know I hate her for making you watch it.
     
    #19 justtxyank, Apr 2, 2009
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    I love that she brings home the bacon, fries it up in a pan, and never ever makes me forget I'm a man.
     
    #20 Fatty FatBastard, Apr 2, 2009
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