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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by professorjay, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hola, marica. que pasa?
    Stranger: do you know about the game
    You: ¿cual juego?
    Stranger: beans
    You: Frijoles? Yeah. Yummy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :D
     
  2. huby_n1

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    you edited out the part where you were owned. :D
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    You: hello
    You: hola
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: hola
    You: bonjour
    You: are you mocking me?
    Stranger: frankensensce
    You: Um, no. ¿Qué onda, joto?
    Stranger: im not abarbic
    You: Good.
    You: I am not abarbic either :rolleyes: FAIL [I did : rolleyes : ]
    You: What are you, then?
    Stranger: ::your gay for doing these::
    You: you're gay for not knowing how to spell "you're"
    You: ¿entiendes español?
    Stranger: bye

    :p
     
  4. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    i tried i just found a normal person. who would of guessed
     
  5. Shaud

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    You: spread em
    Stranger: This is Agent Wildrow with the Bureau of Investigation. This site is being investigated for its use by internet terrorist site “4chan.org”. These internet terrorists have been trading illegal content such as child p*rnography, illegally pirated music, and information gathering spyware. The Game. Your computers Internet Protocol (IP) address has been logged for our investigation, however if you are not part of this internet terrorist organization, please stay on this chat window and offer up any information regarding “4chan.org” and their internet terrorism ring and you might not be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
    You: Oh really
    Stranger: Yh Rli
    You: we don't believe you, you need more people
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  6. oomp

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: poop
    Stranger: rawr!
    You: woot
    Stranger: MMHH
    You: brah!
    Stranger: muff
    You: nice...
    Stranger: rice
    You: rats
    Stranger: cats
    You: dogs
    Stranger: wogs
    You: logs
    Stranger: nags
    You: ffffffffffff--------------rogs
    Stranger: cogs
    You: Jetsons
    Stranger: Flinstones
    You: Jeffersons
    Stranger: bush
    You: Kerry
    Stranger: the newest black one
    You: the oldest white one
    Stranger: the middle semi white one
    You: The dude will have a caucasian
     
  7. Eric Riley

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: normal?
    Stranger: ABSOLUTELY MENTAL
    Stranger: LET ME LICK YOUR EYES
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: USA?
    You: yes
    You: you?
    Stranger: England
    You: cool
    You: you do know that all the best music came from England, right?
    Stranger: Well, apart from some of the Britpop stuff
    Stranger: And Wham!
    Stranger: And Kajagoogoo
    You: well i like some of the britpop but i have to agree with you on wham!
    You: *shudders*
    You: too shy?
    Stranger: Radiohead
    You: aw come on, everybody loves "Too Shy"
    Stranger: Ugh
    Stranger: And the hair
    You: and "The Safety Dance"
    You: We Can Dance If We Wanna, We Can Leave Your Friends Behind!
    Stranger: That was "Men without Hats," right?
    You: yea
    You: got to love the one hit wonders
    Stranger: They were American!
    You: oh, hmm
    You: sounded british
    Stranger: I met Howard Jones once. He was a jerk
    You: cool
    You: that you met him not that he was a jerk
    Stranger: Ha
    You: maybe he was having a bad hair day
    You: so you don't like radiohead?
    Stranger: The whole time I kept thinking, "But you're music sucks!"
    Stranger: No, I love Radiohead
    You: hehe
    Stranger: And Sigur Ros
    You: oh cool
    You: oh man
    You: you are the coolest random stranger I have ever talked to
    Stranger: Ha
    You: granted you are the first
    You: but dude
    Stranger: There are some strange ones
    You: I saw sigur ros live in February of 06
    Stranger: They are great live
    You: one of the most surreal events in my whole life
    Stranger: I saw them at the Greek Theatre in LA, this year
    You: unfortunately, I haven't gotten to see too many concerts in my life
    You: but i have also seen the cure, coldplay, wilco, and interpol
    Stranger: It's gotten so expensive
    You: you probably not a fan of coldplay
    Stranger: Wilco are the best
    You: yea, i know tickets are outrageous
    Stranger: No, not really
    Stranger: I love the White Stripes
    You: damn, you are like a british version of me except with the hating on kajagoogoo or however you say their names
    Stranger: Smashing Pumpkins
    Stranger: But I am only four inches tall
    You: yes, the smashing pumpkins are great - white stripes are good but not one of my favorites
    You: oh, you are
    You: then that is a problem
    Stranger: kinda
    You: so were you like the real life inspiration for the cartoon "Inch High Private Eye"?
    You: or "Atom Ant"?
    Stranger: Yes, I only have one eye, too
    You: a cyclops, cool
    Stranger: But I keep it private
    You: well i am really a centaur
    You: you may call me Nessus
    Stranger: You're a little hoarse?
    You: i killed hercules, you know
    Stranger: *cough*
    Stranger: with a shirt!
    You: made his wife take one of my poison arrows and had that b**** ***** him up for good
    Stranger: I thought it was a poisoned shirt, no?
    Stranger: Or am I high and four inches tall!
    You: that accomplishment and knowing all the different lineups of Yes are my jewels of crowning glory
    You: well yea she had to use the shirt
    You: but it was after my blood was smeared on it all nice and pasty like
    Stranger: Yes!? Rick Wakeman is a Goddddddddddddd! Along with Todd Rundgren
    Stranger: Who wasn't in Yes, of course
    You: chris squire, jon anderson, bill bruford, steve howe, and rick wakeman were their best lineup
    You: well for starters, Howard Jones wasn't in Yes
    You: yoink
    You: but you can guarantee he wished he was!
    Stranger: He's have to use more than 2 fingers
    You: lol
    Stranger: I'm actually more of a Pink Floyd fan, though
    You: well shorty, other than being extremely small and me being a centaur, this wasn't that weird of a conversation
    You: ooh
    You: Pink Floyd
    Stranger: Have an oat
    You: waters or gilmour?
    You: who was better?
    Stranger: Weeeeeelll. They've never been the same since Waters left, but his solo stuff sucks
    Stranger: Gilmour is great
    You: I dunno Amused to Death was more Floydian than The Division Bell
    Stranger: and they sound best together
    Stranger: Yeah, but I thought Jeff Beck's guitar work just didn't do it
    You: yes, Gilmour is great but he just can't write a song just like Roger can't be the overall musician like Gilmour
    You: they really do need each other to complete the other
    Stranger: Not as smoothe as Gilmour
    You: they ought to get married!
    You: Yes, Gilmour has that tailor-made sound to fit Waters' lyrics
    Stranger: I worked with Roger on the "Radio Kaos" videos and the tour rear-screen footage
    Stranger: He's a very sharp lad
    You: okay, shorty - here's the deal - I ask you this and see what your response is
    You: Genesis - better with Peter Gabriel or without aka the Phil Collins led one
    Stranger: I can't quite reach.........but....
    Stranger: Phil Collins is a drummer and NOT the lead singer of Genesis
    You: boo
    You: you and I cannot be friends
    Stranger: Ha
    You: Phil Collins is the bomb
    You: ****
    You: did I just type that?
    Stranger: And he blew up twenty years ago
    You: hehe
    Stranger: Face Values is a great album, though
    You: genesis is probably my favorite group
    Stranger: Still holds up
    You: yes face value is great
    You: and even though phil didn't witness a guy drowning, "In the Air Tonight" is still a killer song
    Stranger: Peter Gabriel has slipped in recent years
    Stranger: His score for "Birdy" is brilliant
    You: yes, that is what happens when you release an album once every 10 years
    You: agreed on birdy
    Stranger: Ha
    You: gotta jet - it's feeding time at the troughs for us centaurs
    Stranger: I worked with him on a rock video, but it wasn't his best work
    You: nice talking to you shorty
    Stranger: Oats all round
    You: you know it
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  9. moestavern19

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    Manny, you really blew it there... you could have been friends with that guy.
     
  10. BmwM3

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    That was your soul mate Manny. Didn't anyone learn from Shaud? Ask for the number.
     
  11. yuantian

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    Stranger: hi!
    You: what's up
    You: where you at?
    Stranger: deeznuts
    You: lmao
    You: anything to do here except talking crap?
    Stranger: ur mums house
    Stranger: ****ing her
    Stranger: HARD
    Stranger: and guess wat else?
    You: hm...
    Stranger: THE GAME
    You: my mom's house?
    Stranger: b****
    You: i'm at my parents' house right now
    You: hah
    You: i know you ain't here
    You: lmao
    You: how old are you?
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    You: that's a good one
    You: i'm going to copy that hah
    Stranger: ur mums hole is a good one
    Stranger: Hunter, out
    You: lol
     
  12. yuantian

    yuantian Member

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    ^^^

    this is the last time i am going to use this site. a bunch of kids. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Lynus302

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    Next time I get wasted, which could very well be tonight, I'm going here.

    Keep y'all posted....
     
  14. Trip

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    Cool site, I had a solid chat with an English guy about rugby, English girls and accents. Of course, I had to deal with several trolls along the way.
     
  15. Franchise3

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    I just had two good chats. One was a chick that lived in my state (Florida) and was about my age. The other was a guy about my age in grad school at Texas State.
     
  16. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: penis
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or send us feedback.
     
  17. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: howdy
    Stranger: yo
    You: yo to
    Stranger: what up?
    You: talking to strangers
    You: what up with you
    Stranger: believe it or not, I know this is gonna sound ****in crazy
    Stranger: but the same thing
    You: whoa
    You: freaking me out
    Stranger: It's like
    Stranger: like..
    Stranger: we're soul mates <3
    You: whoa I was thinking the same thing
    You: in a previous life I was a viking
    Stranger: I'll let you rape and pillage me ;D
    You: I wasn't that type of viking. I played football in Minnesota
    Stranger: Oh
    Stranger: Hmmm
    Stranger: locker room sodomy then?
    You: Not really my thing.
    You: but hey I am talking with a stranger
    Stranger: Fair enough
    Stranger: sounds like you were a balla though
    Stranger: you pimpin them hoes?
    You: aint no money in pimpin no mo
    Stranger: true true
     
  18. Hmm

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    mazyar encounter..?
     
  19. Trip

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    Here's a first:

    Stranger: hello
    You: hi
    Stranger: where you from?
    You: canada
    You: you?
    Stranger: im from USA, texas to be more exact
    You: sweet, go rockets!
    Stranger: oh ****
    Stranger: SERIOUSLY?
    Stranger: YESSS
    You: haha, CF?
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
    You: lmao
    Stranger: i dont post though
    Stranger: im just a lurker
    Stranger: haha
    You: hahaha, that is hilarious
     
  20. eveluvsrox

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    lmao i knew that was bound to happen!!
     

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