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You: hello You: hola Stranger: hello Stranger: hola You: bonjour You: are you mocking me? Stranger: frankensensce You: Um, no. ¿Qué onda, joto? Stranger: im not abarbic You: Good. You: I am not abarbic either FAIL [I did : rolleyes : ] You: What are you, then? Stranger: ::your gay for doing these:: You: you're gay for not knowing how to spell "you're" You: ¿entiendes español? Stranger: bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: normal? Stranger: ABSOLUTELY MENTAL Stranger: LET ME LICK YOUR EYES
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: USA? You: yes You: you? Stranger: England You: cool You: you do know that all the best music came from England, right? Stranger: Well, apart from some of the Britpop stuff Stranger: And Wham! Stranger: And Kajagoogoo You: well i like some of the britpop but i have to agree with you on wham! You: *shudders* You: too shy? Stranger: Radiohead You: aw come on, everybody loves "Too Shy" Stranger: Ugh Stranger: And the hair You: and "The Safety Dance" You: We Can Dance If We Wanna, We Can Leave Your Friends Behind! Stranger: That was "Men without Hats," right? You: yea You: got to love the one hit wonders Stranger: They were American! You: oh, hmm You: sounded british Stranger: I met Howard Jones once. He was a jerk You: cool You: that you met him not that he was a jerk Stranger: Ha You: maybe he was having a bad hair day You: so you don't like radiohead? Stranger: The whole time I kept thinking, "But you're music sucks!" Stranger: No, I love Radiohead You: hehe Stranger: And Sigur Ros You: oh cool You: oh man You: you are the coolest random stranger I have ever talked to Stranger: Ha You: granted you are the first You: but dude Stranger: There are some strange ones You: I saw sigur ros live in February of 06 Stranger: They are great live You: one of the most surreal events in my whole life Stranger: I saw them at the Greek Theatre in LA, this year You: unfortunately, I haven't gotten to see too many concerts in my life You: but i have also seen the cure, coldplay, wilco, and interpol Stranger: It's gotten so expensive You: you probably not a fan of coldplay Stranger: Wilco are the best You: yea, i know tickets are outrageous Stranger: No, not really Stranger: I love the White Stripes You: damn, you are like a british version of me except with the hating on kajagoogoo or however you say their names Stranger: Smashing Pumpkins Stranger: But I am only four inches tall You: yes, the smashing pumpkins are great - white stripes are good but not one of my favorites You: oh, you are You: then that is a problem Stranger: kinda You: so were you like the real life inspiration for the cartoon "Inch High Private Eye"? You: or "Atom Ant"? Stranger: Yes, I only have one eye, too You: a cyclops, cool Stranger: But I keep it private You: well i am really a centaur You: you may call me Nessus Stranger: You're a little hoarse? You: i killed hercules, you know Stranger: *cough* Stranger: with a shirt! You: made his wife take one of my poison arrows and had that b**** ***** him up for good Stranger: I thought it was a poisoned shirt, no? Stranger: Or am I high and four inches tall! You: that accomplishment and knowing all the different lineups of Yes are my jewels of crowning glory You: well yea she had to use the shirt You: but it was after my blood was smeared on it all nice and pasty like Stranger: Yes!? Rick Wakeman is a Goddddddddddddd! Along with Todd Rundgren Stranger: Who wasn't in Yes, of course You: chris squire, jon anderson, bill bruford, steve howe, and rick wakeman were their best lineup You: well for starters, Howard Jones wasn't in Yes You: yoink You: but you can guarantee he wished he was! Stranger: He's have to use more than 2 fingers You: lol Stranger: I'm actually more of a Pink Floyd fan, though You: well shorty, other than being extremely small and me being a centaur, this wasn't that weird of a conversation You: ooh You: Pink Floyd Stranger: Have an oat You: waters or gilmour? You: who was better? Stranger: Weeeeeelll. They've never been the same since Waters left, but his solo stuff sucks Stranger: Gilmour is great You: I dunno Amused to Death was more Floydian than The Division Bell Stranger: and they sound best together Stranger: Yeah, but I thought Jeff Beck's guitar work just didn't do it You: yes, Gilmour is great but he just can't write a song just like Roger can't be the overall musician like Gilmour You: they really do need each other to complete the other Stranger: Not as smoothe as Gilmour You: they ought to get married! You: Yes, Gilmour has that tailor-made sound to fit Waters' lyrics Stranger: I worked with Roger on the "Radio Kaos" videos and the tour rear-screen footage Stranger: He's a very sharp lad You: okay, shorty - here's the deal - I ask you this and see what your response is You: Genesis - better with Peter Gabriel or without aka the Phil Collins led one Stranger: I can't quite reach.........but.... Stranger: Phil Collins is a drummer and NOT the lead singer of Genesis You: boo You: you and I cannot be friends Stranger: Ha You: Phil Collins is the bomb You: **** You: did I just type that? Stranger: And he blew up twenty years ago You: hehe Stranger: Face Values is a great album, though You: genesis is probably my favorite group Stranger: Still holds up You: yes face value is great You: and even though phil didn't witness a guy drowning, "In the Air Tonight" is still a killer song Stranger: Peter Gabriel has slipped in recent years Stranger: His score for "Birdy" is brilliant You: yes, that is what happens when you release an album once every 10 years You: agreed on birdy Stranger: Ha You: gotta jet - it's feeding time at the troughs for us centaurs Stranger: I worked with him on a rock video, but it wasn't his best work You: nice talking to you shorty Stranger: Oats all round You: you know it Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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Cool site, I had a solid chat with an English guy about rugby, English girls and accents. Of course, I had to deal with several trolls along the way.
I just had two good chats. One was a chick that lived in my state (Florida) and was about my age. The other was a guy about my age in grad school at Texas State.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy Stranger: yo You: yo to Stranger: what up? You: talking to strangers You: what up with you Stranger: believe it or not, I know this is gonna sound ****in crazy Stranger: but the same thing You: whoa You: freaking me out Stranger: It's like Stranger: like.. Stranger: we're soul mates <3 You: whoa I was thinking the same thing You: in a previous life I was a viking Stranger: I'll let you rape and pillage me ;D You: I wasn't that type of viking. I played football in Minnesota Stranger: Oh Stranger: Hmmm Stranger: locker room sodomy then? You: Not really my thing. You: but hey I am talking with a stranger Stranger: Fair enough Stranger: sounds like you were a balla though Stranger: you pimpin them hoes? You: aint no money in pimpin no mo Stranger: true true
Here's a first: Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: where you from? You: canada You: you? Stranger: im from USA, texas to be more exact You: sweet, go rockets! Stranger: oh **** Stranger: SERIOUSLY? Stranger: YESSS You: haha, CF? Stranger: YES Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA You: lmao Stranger: i dont post though Stranger: im just a lurker Stranger: haha You: hahaha, that is hilarious