Inspired by that approaching a female thread (not sure if this has been done, couldn't find it). Clean - "Girl, you must be a ticket 'cause you got 'fine' written all over you." - "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Not So Clean - "You look like you don't have a mean bone in your body... would you like one?" - "Look, let's get one thing straight between us... like my penis." Go!
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Why don't we go back to my place and play Pearl Harbour? What's that? It's where I'll lay down and you blow the **** out of me.
Are those space pants? Cuz yor ass is out of this world! My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings. Personal favorite: So, you're a girl huh?
One that I made up worked pretty well. I just walked up to someone and said "you look like the kind of lady I could seriously see spending the rest of my night with." My friend's was "How you about you and I go back to my place. We'll grab some milk and watch PBS." Pretty much anything works if you don't mind them shooting you down. It's a numbers game.
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A few funny ones I've heard over the years. "So...uh.....do you like....stuff?" "You wanna go half on a b*stard?" Damn baby! How much?" Really though, I gotta go with the most interesting man in the world on this one.
