THIS IS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!

George: My mother caught me
Jerry: Doing what?
George: You know... I was alone...

 

Anyone want to make a bet on how long you can go without...you know...doing the "huby_n1"

 

Tell him, "I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, ALL RIGHT????"

 

I heard about this on the radio here in D/FW...not your story ....another one. This lady called into shock jock Russ Martin on 105.3 and said she knocked on her son's door and then opened it without waiting for acknowledgement. Son was lying there on the floor completely naked spanking his monkey in full view of his Mom. She got all pissed off at him and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". She said he was too embarrassed to come out of his room after that let alone talk to his Mom.

So, don't feel bad. It could be worse. It sounds like you were doing much more than just looking and, if that's the case, then by all means feel totally embarrassed . You'll get over it. If Dad doesn't understand, then how could he have had you?

 

a new BBS term!! "doing the huby"

 

( slamming the money on my desk )

Damm..... I'm out !!!!!

 

Some of you will be out before we get the check.

 

Hmmm...a grummett sighting in a p*rn thread....interesting.

 

Dangit...New "Players" on my favorite "Poker" site...I'm out!!! Anyone got a cigarette?

 

Classic commercial, BK...I loved the look on that guys face after his kid said that...

"Parents who use drugs...have children who use drugs..."

 

I was protecting against something like this when I was growing up, so what I did,when I kinda figuired my parents were trying to find out what I was looking on the internet.

The next day I placed a desktop of a fine girl,, no p*rn or anything, but I did not want to hide anything, what can they say? It was just to show them, that I was really starting to love women.

I am sure that they went into there room the next night and told each other of what they had seen on the computer. That's when dad probably covered up for his regular hetrosexual son. Problem sided step a little bit.

Just don't hide it like crazy, normally parents know what is going on.

Now a days parents are not as innocent. So they know what's up.

 

Behad,

I'm hoping to be discovered as the next big thing on this BBS and I figured a p*rn thread would attract the most views.

 

I actually did use Playboy for figure drawing. Though there was nothing terribly secret about the whole thing.

As for the problem, I don't know what you should do. I think it depends a lot on your Dad and how he'll react to the event. If it were me, I'd keep my mouth shut and my father would too and we'd go on about our lives as if nothing had ever happened.

 

Yo man
Yo
Open up man
What you want man?
My dad just caught me
You let him catch you?
I don’t know how I let this happen
What?
The computer you know
Ahh
I don’t know what to do
Say it wasn’t you
Ahhright

 

You weren't looking at our own Jaguar Eyes from the Girls of the Big XII on Playboy's web page were ya??


os

 

"...uhhh, we'll just tell your mom we ate it all."

 

Bicep... Why did you disclose this part?

Well, anyways, keep your enjoyment alive

 

I don't look at p*rn. I think that it is wrong.

 

Thats right, p*rn is bad. Especially Playboy (although not p*rn). So I recommend no one buy's anymore issues of the mag.

 

Jaguar Eyes. I was serious. I seriously think p*rn is wrong and I'm not joking.