THIS IS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!

Come clean with him, maybe you will laugh about it together.

Oh, and shut the blinds to your window.



DD

 

Don't be embarrassed- unless your dad's a man of the church I guaran-DAMN-tee he looks at that stuff too.

 

Ask your dad if he knows any good sites now that the cat is out of the bag.

If he tries to pretend like he doesn't, then you can turn the tables on him and go into a rant about how he is lying and you are supposed to have an open relationship and now you will never be able to trust or respect him.

Unless he comes clean, you will be forced into a life of drugs because you will be trying to numb the pain inside.

 

Dude, time to face the music. I'd approach pops and say something like" Dad, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell mom. I'm sorry and it wont happen again"

Or tell him"Dad you gotta check out the t*ts on this chick I just downladed" whichever you think works best for you.

 

And just be glad it wasn't your MOM that caught you. Now that's some embarassment.

 

He's probably just glad you aren't stealing the Playboys under his matress. That's where I had to get my p*rn as a kid (well, from under my father's matress, not your father's) since we didn't have fancy Internet p*rn.

 

When my mum caught me looking (JUST LOOKING) at Internet p*rn, there was a dead silence for like a whole minute. THen I told her I was studying 'External Anatomy' for a science project at school. She cracked up and told me not to let her catch me looking it up anymore, then she left the room. I guess she already knew about it (any then-15 year old boy would normally do it), and thought I would grow out of it. Of course she's a doctor, so she knows about puberty and all that crap.

 

LOL!!! My mom found a Playboy calendar I had hid in my closet and I made up a similar excuse involving figure drawing.

Guess it worked 'cause for the next six months she was worried that I was gay.

 

Ohh yeah, if you think this is the most embarasing moment of your life, just wait. I guarantee you that when you look back at the end of your (hopefully long and succesfull) life, this won't even crack the top 10. No need to have a stroke over this...or two...or three

 

I hope you had both hands on the keyboard.



os

 

I think this is why I am glad I am not a guy. I tried the whole pron thing once, but it just doesn't do it for me.

 

i am laughing so hard.

huby;
if your dad is kinda cool about all this and not the god fearing hairy palms kind, i wouldn't mention anything about it.

he's probably laughing about it.
hey maybe in a few minutes someone will open up a thread with the title 'MY SON'S MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF HIS LIFE, AND I SAW IT HAPPEN THROUGH THE WINDOW'

 

haha it was probably pretty damm embarassing for the old guy too.

 

When I was 15, my dad walked in on me reading "The Kinsey Report." He just looked at me and said, "Huh, is it a good book?" He never said another thing about sex. Self-taught!

You sure have it better than I did.

 

Actually, he might be quite proud of you.

Try downloading a small browser. Im sure someone here can give you a heads up on a good browser that only displays images. This way, it will not leave that messy history behind.

 

But what about the mess on the keyboard...

 

Sooo...you got caught pulling your pud...If it makes you feel any better (No pun intended, but after I typed, I thought it sounded kind of funny) know this. All guys do it...some more than others. Some will admit it, some won't. Doesn't matter. They do. I hope you weren't looking at anything to sick and twisted...that would complicate things a little. Besides, what was Dad doing in the backyard in the middle of the night? He was trying to see what you were doing. He's probably relieved that you weren't sparking up or playing with gerbils...

Have you guys talked about it, or is there an awkward silence when you enter the room. Hopefully. he will joke w/ you about it.

 

I guess it's too late for this, but you do know that it's possible to select which items on your history that you want to delete. Of course, I only use this to keep people from knowing I visit this site.