Lowry definitely makes this list.. Cedric Ceballos would have thrived in that offense I like Walton fitting the description, though I don't think he's a flopper or anything (same with Ceballos) Rudy Fernandez would be great there...thankfully they didn't get him
I didn't know the connection between "the best PG of all time" and the ability to absorb spilled coke on carpet :-D