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[pr0n]Octo-Mom Gettin' It On Octo-Style

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    haha...props to Vivid for such an original and novel idea. :D




    p*rn Plot: Vivid's Sordid Plans for Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

    You may want to take a shower after reading this.

    Vivid Entertainment has offered Nadya "Octomom" Suleman $1 million to star in a pornographic video. Now Tarts has learned the disgusting details of what they want Octomom to do.

    They want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men.

    "The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that," Vivid’s CEO Stephen Hirsch told Tarts. "But we would really love just to sit down and talk with her and come up with something she feels comfortable with. We want her to be involved with the whole thing from the plot line to the packaging."

    Hirsch says Suleman has received their offer and is considering it. Suleman did not return calls for comment.

    "She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids," Hirsch said. "This way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family."

    However, the New York Post's Cindy Adams is reporting that Octomom has been looking at $1 million houses in the Los Angeles area.

    So maybe - let's all pray - she doesn't need the money.

    UPDATE: Octomom is keeping her clothes on! "Those guys at Vivid video must be nuts!" she told Radaronline.com. " Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away." Tarts think she's kidding...?

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500688,00.html
     
  2. No Worries

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    Only in America!!!
     
  3. JuanValdez

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    I assume Vivid was hoping for a little free publicity by riding Suleman's coattails.
     
  4. doboyz

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    I'm sorry but with 14 children and no income, she better get on this and take care of those children.
     
  5. SoundMan

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    where does vivid get all this money? seems like they are giving out a million to just anyone. i thought nerds downloaded p*rn?
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    This seems more likely. You know she's pulling in major cash for all these silly interviews she's doing. That's probably been her mission all along. And you know TLC or E is probably already working on a reality series.

    $$$$$$$
     
  7. juicystream

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    Berhaps they offer her $1.4million to do 14 guys. 6 guys in the first scene. 8 in the next. I think that would really showcase her best.
     
  8. Austin70

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    I know I said this in another thread, but I just wanted to say it again. They could do a James Bond theme p*rn, she could play Octopussy.
     
  9. Blurr#7

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  10. Royals Ego

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    after a tummy tuck... sure i'd watch it
     
  11. Vinsanity

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    This is disgusting

    [Hillary]What about the children?[/Hillary]
     
  12. Clutch

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    Sounds like they were trying to ride more than just her coattails.
     
  13. Lady_Di

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    Yuck...

    I can't imagine how her tummy looks right now after having a GIGANTIC belly.

    I'm sure someone will pay for her tummy tuck.
     
  14. pmac

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    haha, wow. The man himself stole my joke.
    I laughed at this quote. She's not disgusted by the fact that they asked her to do 8 guys...but the fact that they asked her to do 8 guys a year too early.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Her representatives were quoted as saying "without the tuck, there is no f**k."
     
  16. moestavern19

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    Why not try a QVQA?
     
  17. Lady_Di

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    It would be INTERESTING if she decides to do this. She claims she hasn't had sex for 8 years since her divorce.
     
  18. Ari

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    Was this not the same company behind the Nailin' Palin p*rn scene? Did they ever actually go through with it? And if so, where can I get it? :D
     
  19. Royals Ego

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    HAHAHA I saw a clip via TMZ TV show, that chick REALLY does look like Palin.
     
  20. SBK#2

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    Stimulus $
     

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