I saw this on HornFans, and it was too funny, I had to bring it over. Assault charges to be dropped against man who found two boys in daughter's closet The Associated Press 5/2/02 1:24 AM BERKLEY, Mich. (AP) -- Oakland County prosecutors said they will drop assault charges against a man who scuffled with two teen-age boys he found hiding in his 13-year-old daughter's bedroom closet. Bill Kerr, 41, was to have been arraigned Friday on two counts of assault and battery. But Prosecutor David Gorcyca said Wednesday that he and his staff reviewed the Feb. 3 incident and determined no crime had been committed. Kerr found the boys in the closet about 4 a.m. He punched one of the teens several times and yanked the other one -- his daughter's boyfriend -- out of the closet. "Looking at the totality of the circumstances and in light of the fact that the father was surprised by two strangers at 4 a.m., it was a legitimate reaction of any father trying to protect his family," The Oakland Press quoted Gorcyca as saying. "I'm elated and relieved it worked out and I got to tell my story," said Kerr, who could have faced 90 days in jail if convicted of either charge. "I guess the police were doing their job." The incident began after Kerr's daughter and a female friend returned from a party the boys also had attended. About 3 a.m., the boys went to the Kerr home, tapped on the daughter's bedroom window and were invited inside. An hour later, Kerr was awakened by a noise and went downstairs to check on the girls, who appeared to be asleep. He began walking out of the room when he heard a sound from the closet. "I open the closet door and I see someone I've never seen in my life," Kerr said. "I'm just glad I didn't have a gun." Kerr said he grounded his daughter for a month over the incident.
That is my favorite line. I can just see the dad going psycho on these boys until they started crying for their mommies. Seriously the dad didn't know who they were before he took his first swing. But he took multiple punches.
HAHA...This kind of reminds me of a joke i heard this a.m. Dad was watching the game in the living room, popping beer nuts into his mouth. Mom was in the kitchen washing dishes. Right as Dad was firing a beer nut into his mouth, mom broke a dish and dad turned his head to see what the commotion was. Because his head was turned, the beer nut flew into his ear and got stuck. Mom tried and tried to get it out, but to no avail. She finally decided to take dad to the doctor. As mom and dad were walking out of the house, daughter and boyfriend are walking up the steps. Daughter asks what's wrong and gets the explanation. Boyfriend asks if he can try to get the peanut out before they go to the doctor. Dad agrees. Boyfriend sticks two fingers into dad's nostrils and tells dad to blow. He does and the peanut pops out! After every thing had calmed down and mom and dad were alone, mom tells dad "That was brilliant. What do you think he will become?" Dad replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our Son-in-law"
