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What is your favorite sexual fantasy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by PhiSlammaJamma, May 2, 2002.

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What is your favorite sexual fantasy

  1. A masked stranger

    1 vote(s)
    1.9%
  2. The more the merrier

    12 vote(s)
    22.6%
  3. Put me on display

    3 vote(s)
    5.7%
  4. Celebrity, Cheerleader, Nurse....

    19 vote(s)
    35.8%
  5. Who's your Daddy?

    5 vote(s)
    9.4%
  6. Exotic Location

    3 vote(s)
    5.7%
  7. Ravaging your partner

    1 vote(s)
    1.9%
  8. Watching the Puddy Tat

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Virgin Diaries

    4 vote(s)
    7.5%
  10. Love with the Forbidden partner

    5 vote(s)
    9.4%
  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    well, what is it?
     
  2. HOOP-T

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    Carmen Electra - pre-Dennis Rodman
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

    That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

    Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

    Well, not all chicks.

    Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a guy like me do.

    Good point.
     
  4. Old School

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    As if I would share that info with any of you pervs here.


    os
     
  5. RocketsPimp

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    Why stop at two chicks? I've got enough love to go around for at least the entire Texas Bikini Team, Raiders Cheerleaders, all the chicks on Beverly Hills 90210(minus that Andrea chick), Brittney, Anna, most of Hugh Heffner's harem, etc.

    If only I had Bill Gates money.
     
  6. Sonny

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    What about you, what would you do?

    Besides two chicks at the same time?

    Well yeah.

    Nothing.

    Nothing, huh?

    I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

    Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****.

    Office Space Rules!
    http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0151804

    My fantasy would be to do it until my ding-dong falls off. :D
     
  7. TroyBaros

    TroyBaros "Special" Friend of Steve Francis

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    Line up all the Texans Cheerleaders and do a personal body inspection with my tongue:p
    Hot mama's! lol
     
  8. Falcons Talon

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    I don't want much...Tiger's twins would do just fine...
     
  9. A-Train

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    You'll all think I'm weird, but....Anne Robinson

    Yes, Anne Robinson from Weakest Link. I don't know, but there's just something about a dominatrix type chick that is brutally honest and tells it like it is...Makes you want to strive to be better...

    I've always had a fantasy of being on that show, then hear her say, "You are the weakest link...goodbye!". Then, as I walk past her, I grab her, throw her to the stage, and give her a good shagging (gotta use the British word) right there in front of 6 million people, screaming "YEAH!! WHO'S THE WEAKEST LINK NOW, YA PSYCHO HOSE BEAST!!

    Or maybe something like this:

    Me: OK, Ms. Robinson! What comes after the letter "S" in the American alphabet!"

    Anne: OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHHHHH!

    Me: Sorry, WRONG answer! That comes after the letter "N"! You are the weakest link, goodbye!!

    Yeah, top that...
     
  10. francis 4 prez

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    yep
     
  11. RocketsPimp

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    You sick b*stard!

    ;)
     
  12. heypartner

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    A-Train....isn't "A-Train" a group sex act.

    Isn't an A-Train chain somewhat like a circle jerk.

    maybe you and I can do a dominatrix, A-Train chain with

    Anne Robinson....you...Judge Judy...me...with strap-ons for the ladies.

    OK...who is the weakest link in the A-Train. Who is not striving to be better? Who can't last!

    OK, top that!
     
  13. edc

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    Ummmm...somebody took that "Star Trek" Weakest Link thing literally. After Shatner got voted off, he passed her, then returned to give one of those "Kirk kisses" that back in the day served as the "network-television approved" sex substitute.
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    To have sex with an older and tall woman.

    However, don't think that Rebecca Lobo or anyone like that would apply here.
     
  15. fadeaway

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    Wow. I thought I was the only one to have that fantasy.

    I don't think I'd do her on stage in front of 6 million people, though.
     
  16. Mrs. JB

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    Johnny Depp, a can of whipped cream and my Tickle Me Elmo doll ... perhaps I've said too much...
     
  17. HOOP-T

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    Perhaps....

    Is this pre- or post- Edward Scissor-Hands Johnny Depp?
     
  18. Ninja Sauce X

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    This is creepy. Seriously.
     
  19. AroundTheWorld

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    Still laughing... :eek: :D
     
  20. heypartner

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    Really, I would think that anyone who names themself after a Japanese Porno movie series would understand.
     

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