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Never too soon to start smoking...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CoolGuy, Feb 12, 2009.

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  1. Uprising

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    WOW. Those crazy as....
     
  2. droxford

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    Let me count the ways:
    1. The infant didn't just take his dad's cigarette and lighter - they were given to him.

    2. The infant easily knows how to operate a lighter.

    3. The infant knows what to do with a cigarette.

    4. The infant actually lights and smokes the cigarette.

    5. The infant lights and smokes as if he's done this MANY times in the past.

    6. The infant doesn't cough at all - another indicator that hes done it MANY times in the past.

    7. As the infant lights up, there are many adults there that don't stop him.

    8. Instead of stopping him, they laugh and applaud him.

    9. The adults certainly taught the infant intentionally how do light up and smoke.

    10. The adults seem to reward the infant with candy for properly lighting and smoking.

    Did I miss anything?

     
     
  3. mtbrays

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    That's actually an 18 year old. True, he's been smoking since he was a toddler, but it severely stunted his growth.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    You realize he isn't inhaling, right?
     
  5. Drizno

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    Some of you guys need to check out some sites like "The YNC" and "nothingtoxic" for real shock content...

    It's crazy, like 5 years ago , I would've tripped the #$%^ out, but after watching such crazy vids out there on the net... Nothing makes me look away.

    The last one I saw that tripped me out was the "Dnepropetrovsk killings" video... the one in the forest...

    Kids smoking ain't got nothing on these two cupcakes...
     
  6. Ari

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    If that does not get him, Chinese pollution certainly will
     
  7. LonghornFan

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    Kid's not even inhaling.

    Fail.
     
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    Anyone remember Joe C (the little guy who toured with Kid Rock)? That dude was 30 years old and sounded about 6..... I hope to god that this is another person like Joe C - small as hell, but older.
     
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    sure, meggo, we all know about guys like Joe C., Emmanuel Lewis, Gary Coleman, and Verne Troyer.

    but do you honestly believe this kid is inflicted with a disease like some of them? those other guys have more adult-like qualities that go along with their little bodies..

    that kid is a baby.
     
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    Toddler... but hey, who's trying to be precise?


    And what Fatty said.








    But it's still disgusting. It's not a joke, or a normal pastime for a toddler.
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    That is hilarious. I always felt that smoking looked kinda cool. But I don't smoke cause its bad for my health. Cool, but not worth the risk.
     
  12. davidwu

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    You missed one big point, this boy is cursing left and right, and that's mainly why the adults are laughing, not the smoking. Understandable though, as it's in Chinese, and not Mandarin.
     
  13. Rock3t Man

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    Wow I am lost for words, but that Dave Chapelle made my day. Man I hope he makes his comeback
     
  14. Hoee Ass

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    Don't look at other cultures from your own perspective. Number one mentality and deficit theory comes to mind...
     
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    We all lose.
     

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