What have you found turns girls on? Not just sexually but in general. Ladies please feel free to entertain this question as well.
i find that chicks want a man to take them to a rockets game and buy them lost of beer. or they like to sit around and watch men play video games and visit cool websites like this all day long...
Well, usually I hook a car battery up to her, although I just bought the AC adapter kit so I can plug her into a wall...
Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Renee, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
Girls huh? Well, the younger ones seem to like candy and dolls. The older ones might enjoy a trip to the mall or a new Britney Spears record.
Umm...let's see....it vibrates, hums, and is battery powered. Oh...not that...how about an intellectual conversation which allows both parties to contribute and ends with both gaining a deeper respect for the other's inner self. And my phone number is.....
Let Us Freak By Smoove B Love Man Girl, please allow me to break it down for you. You are the love of my life, and I would travel to the ends of the earth to prove my love for you. I would fly to Europe in order to personally select the finest champagne for you to drink. I would climb to the peak of the highest mountain to demonstrate that my lower-back muscles are powerful and won't give out. I would weave for you the most comfortable silk sheets ever known to creation. I am the man for you, and I will make you want to get down and get funk-@ss nasty with me. I will make you scream and shout all hours of the night. I will make sweet love to you like no man has ever before. In addition to all of that, I will wash you. Every time I see you, you will be presented with a lovely gift. I will give you golden bracelets that shine like sparkles of sunlight on the ocean. I will give you a necklace of pearls that beams like the moon in the evening. I will give you earrings that are more beautiful than a flock of seagulls or some such other type of romantic bird. You are the loveliest creature in the world, and I promise that I will freak you wild. We will do the freak in the bed. We will do the freak on the floor. We will also do the freak in the bathtub. At this time, you may desire to know how I will treat you before we freak. Baby, let me put it down for you: First, I will pick you up at your apartment dressed in a shimmering, gold satin suit. At that point, I will present a gift of a dozen roses to you. Also, I will be polite and not enter your home until you verbally invite me in. Then we will take a romantic horse-and-carriage ride to dine at the most expensive restaurant we can find. We will eat a meal of boiled lobsters and enjoy greens and fine wine. The waiter will do my every bidding, bringing whatever I ask, be that butter, salt, extra sauce, more napkins, or even an additional serving of boiled lobsters. There will be bread also. Next, we will attend an exquisite Broadway musical. We will enjoy the finest singing, dancing and showmanship that is available anywhere. We will be among the upper crust of society, enjoying a night of theater. Woman, I can't stand it. I want to freak you right here on my desk. Come here and jump on my saddle right now. When the show is completed, we will return to your apartment, and you will change into a white silk robe. I will then lead you to the balcony of your apartment, which looks out over the city. Your white robe will cascade to the ground underneath you as I run my fingers softly over the smooth skin of your legs. The breeze will send a chill up and down your spine. Next, I will run my fingers softly over the remaining portions of your body, including the arms, neck and hair. Girl, tell me that you are soaking wet at this stage. I know that you are. I want to hold you tight in my arms and swear to you that I will be your man forever. I want to look deep into your eyes so you will know by the seriousness of my gaze that I will put a sting in you. You and me, baby. We will freak crazy. D@mn. [you can learn more from Smoove here: http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_smooveb.html ]
I'd say girls want to laugh and smile. A guy with a sense of humor, ya know... So ease up and make 'em laugh and smile.
Tickle Me Elmo Oh so thats what you call it Mrs. JB Thats one of the more interesting names I've heard for it but sure...
