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  1. Trip

    Trip Member

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    Saw this on another forum and thought I would share. Some hilarious lines on this site and it sure made me feel a lot better about my life.

    http://www.fmylife.com/

    Examples:

     
    #1 Trip, Jan 31, 2009
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    Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

    lmao
     
    #2 bladeage, Feb 1, 2009
  3. YourSecretLover

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    Today, I just had sex with this random guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

    HAHAHA!
     
    #3 YourSecretLover, Feb 1, 2009
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    dude lost.
     
    #4 flexcavana, Feb 1, 2009
  5. SirCharlesFan

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    this is the first one that made me legit LOL, but a very funny site so far.
     
    #5 SirCharlesFan, Feb 1, 2009
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    Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

    i dunno if i should laugh or feel sorry
     
    #6 shastarocket, Feb 1, 2009
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    Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
     
    #7 SuperBeeKay, Feb 1, 2009
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    Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
     
    #8 shastarocket, Feb 1, 2009
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    Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a ********** who needs a job real bad." FML
     
    #9 Cannonball, Feb 1, 2009
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    dude this is gold...thanks for sharing
     
    #10 Hydhypedplaya, Feb 1, 2009
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    Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
     
    #11 Eric Riley, Feb 1, 2009
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    F MY LIFE: FML

    http://www.fmylife.com/

     
    #12 GuerillaBlack, Feb 5, 2009
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    Jajaja... los niños emos ("eh-mohs") ... :p
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Feb 5, 2009
  14. Cannonball

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    #14 Cannonball, Feb 5, 2009
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    Damn. Clutchfans is too quick.
     
    #15 GuerillaBlack, Feb 5, 2009
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    Today, some person I don't know sent me a facebook invitation. I accepted her, but when I did, she dropped me. FML

    :p

    This is like Jack Handy. :D
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Feb 5, 2009
  17. GuerillaBlack

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    Wow. Now that's some ****.
     
    #17 GuerillaBlack, Feb 5, 2009
  18. The_Yoyo

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    awesome find this is going to keep me entertained for the rest of the work day
     
    #18 The_Yoyo, Feb 5, 2009
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    brilliant.. genious! FML..
     
    #19 Hoee Ass, Feb 5, 2009
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    Haha...that site is too good!

    Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML

    Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

    Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
     
    #20 3814, Feb 5, 2009
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