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Nickname for Wafer?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bucket, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. tinman

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    yeah that's good. nice and simple.
     
  2. topfive

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    When he's raining down those 3s, he's...

    Von Hailin'


    But when he's kicking ass, he's...

    Jean Claude Von Day-um!
     
  3. MC Ren

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    Wafer Alston
     
  4. bucket

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    Please, do not make a mockery of this thread. This is VERY SERIOUS business.
     
  5. Lightinfantry

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    Bat King

    Von Wafer sounds like a character's nick name which is from a famous Chinese Kongfu novel. The full nick name of that character is Wei Fu Wang. It means Bat King Wei.
     
  6. topfive

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    Okay, then, how about...

    T-Mac Von Replacer!
     
  7. Lightinfantry

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    Too long.
     
  8. bucket

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    "Bat King" would be one of the more colorful nicknames in the NBA, but I'm not certain that English-speaking audiences would grasp the significance.
     
  9. zilches

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    ok, it can be tightened up to VW Express

    for younger folks, its a play on the movie with Frank Sinatra called Von Ryan's Express. (1965)
     
  10. Noob Cake

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    Von

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    Wafer
     
  11. zilches

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    I vote Von if given that choice. Wafer sounds too much like Rafer.
     
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    " Sick Nasty" ftw hehheee
     
  13. ThaShark316_28

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    Just call him "the cookie" and be done with it.
     
  14. Hmm

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    Ivonna Tinkle..
     
  15. Houston22

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    Winner!
     
  16. wang69

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    i think i saw this in some espn recap sometime, but it's the best one that i heard out of everything:

    Von Fire

    "Von Fire is on fire"
     
  17. nolimitnp

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    V-Dub sucks. Its not original and when I think V-Dub, I think more Nowitzki/Germany and I just wanna puke.

    I'd like to see a more streetball-ish name to match with Rafer's "skip to my lou"..."ring around the rosy" maybe?? :confused: ;)
     
  18. Jd1

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    Bomb wafer? :D
     
  19. Kyakko

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    i guess "von-our-once-fast-break-problems-are-over-wafer" is out then eh?
     
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