http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1118082douche1.html More resurrection of the greatest thread ever. Totally worth reading. I can't imagine this being read in a courtroom. "The Publication refers to the Plaintiff as a Douchebag."
Lawyer: "Witness, can you please point to the Doucebag in the room?" Witness: *points* Lawyer: "For the record, can you identify the Douchebag by describing him...an article of clothing, etc." Witness: *points* "He's wearing a popped collar and has a barbed wire tattoo." Judge: "Let the record reflect the witness has correctly identified the Douchebag."
I have an honest question. I've been invited to an 80's party. Is it okay to put my collar up in this situation? thanks in Advance!
I thought they wore V-necks in the 80's? I was probably too young to notice. It would be very appropriate if you were going to a douchebag party.
Looks like the thing on the right dipped into his stash of hypercolor t-shirts...and a vat of molten lava.
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