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Got an early Christmas present from Mother Nature

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by macalu, Dec 21, 2008.

  1. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    So on Saturday evening, as I'm sitting on the toilet, a pungent (actually, rancid would be more accurate) smell wafts through the air. i know what you're thinking....great, another thread about bowel movements. oh, how i wish. the good thing is it didn't last long.

    then, later on in the night my labrador is acting a little strange. he's just pacing back and forth in front of the bathroom door. i notice the smell again, except this time its lingering.

    i went under the house to look for what, i don't know. a broken pipe? what the hell is that smell? looked for a good 20 minutes and nothing.

    i woke up this morning and it was worse than ever. since had some natural lighting this time i thought i'd have more luck finding whatever was causing it. nope, came up emptyfigured, i might as well watch football all day and try again.

    it took me a good half hour before i finally found this:
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    what's that you don't see anything?

    how about this?
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    is that hair, you ask? why yes, yes it is. and cute little tail too.
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    and this would be it's naked body, after 40 tries of poking, prodding, and pulling with a makeshift hook of clotheshangers (think No Country For Old Men)
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    after i bagged it:
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    and here's a close up:
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    what is it? oh, just your typical possum playing dead behind a cast iron bath tub, except it wasn't playing.
     
  2. droxford

    droxford Member

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    YOU'RE NEXT!

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  3. dntrwl

    dntrwl Member

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    that's how i wanna go out
     
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Eat least YOUR girlfriend would eat it.
     
  5. HombreDeHierro

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    i don't know...it's tempting, especially after he described the scent...
     
  7. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Eat least MLWOO would eat it.

    :eek:
     
  8. rhadamanthus

    rhadamanthus Contributing Member

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    Winner. :D
     
  9. Lady_Di

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    ewww gross!!!

    where's the vomit emoticon?
     
  10. justtxyank

    justtxyank Contributing Member

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    I think someone's sending you a message.
     
  11. aussiejack

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    if they're not rotting...i'm sure we can find a recipe for you in asia...
     
  12. J.Will.Xu

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    I guess there exist some secret cuisine in southern China.You can go search it out if you like.;)
     
  13. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    :rolleyes:

    You CAN incude images... from other places, too... [​IMG]
     
  14. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Ha how amusing. I got a frantic call from my mother last week alerting me to the fact that there was a possum in the area below the house making horrific noises.

    Really wasn't much I could do a few hundred miles away. I guess it's a good thing it wasn't dead.
     
  15. MoBalls

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    I had to get rid of a possum in my backyard 6 months ago. The dogs tore that thing to pieces.
     
  16. macalu

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    it took me about 45 minutes to get the decayed body within arms reach. i had to walk away about 10 times because the stench was unbearable. and it only took me another 30 minutes to gather up the nerves to stick my hand in there to grab it by the tail and pull it out. barf!!!
     
  17. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    you know, we actually heard wierd sounds a couple of weeks ago and thought something was in the walls. the sound went away so you figured it was gone. i guess in a way it was. but not like i'd imagine.
     
  18. Hippieloser

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    I have nightmares like this, man.
     
  19. SuperBeeKay

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    or this

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  20. RedRowdy111

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    so....how much do you want for the bag?
     

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