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Worst movie ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DAROckets, Apr 10, 2002.

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  1. Zac D

    Zac D Member

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    I agree with BK that Mission to Mars was extremely terrible, and I'd also like to submit Duel. Need to see that again to verify its badness, though; maybe I was just having a bad day when I saw it.
     
  2. lpbman

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    70's movie "Sweet Sweetbacks' Baaaad Ass Song"
    Melvin Van Peebles at his finest

    No human can watch the entire thing, it cannot be done.

    there is only one song on the soundtrack that plays throughout the entire movie... which consists of the black man beating down some white cops.... running scenes... completely unrelated screwing scenes ... more running... repeat for two freaking hours

    just to top it all off there is (Melvins kid) Mario Van Peebles, age 12 or so, naked on top of some nasty ho at the beginning... I have no idea why this movie isn't banned.

    I dare any one of you to watch this film and then argue it isn't hands down the worst film ever.

    I've seen Killer Clowns from Outerspace

    I've seen it's pat....
    not even close
     
  3. giddyup

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    MadMax is right on. The original "The Haunting" is a terrifically scary movie with virtually no special effects. I taped it off of AMC last year if you can't find it in the video store!
     
  4. hoopgod13

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    976-Evil. Hands down. If you ever get the chance to see it, don't.
     
  5. Band Geek Mobster

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    I loved Mission to Mars for the unintentional comedy.

    Like in the beginning when that dude's limbs were ripped off, man that was such an awesome scene!

    Another hilarious moment was when the other dude (big name I can't remember) just floats off into space and dies while that chicks crying...

    I watch the movie just so I can see those 2 scenes, then I stop it before it gets to all of the sappy **** at the end...
     
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  6. lpbman

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    BGM his name was WOODY LMAO

    I Died laughing when she started screaming that

    ppl in the theater thought i was insane
     
  7. Gutter Snipe

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    MARS ATTACKS!!!

    ack!ack!ack!
    ack!ack!ack!

    Why it deserves the title? Look at the cast! I was expecting a great movie and got the most annoying movie of all time.

    Starring:
    Cast overview, first billed only:
    Jack Nicholson .... President James Dale/Art Land
    Glenn Close .... First Lady Marsha Dale
    Annette Bening .... Barbara Land
    Pierce Brosnan .... Professor Donald Kessler
    Danny DeVito .... Rude Gambler
    Martin Short .... Press Secretary Jerry Ross
    Sarah Jessica Parker .... Nathalie Lake
    Michael J. Fox .... Jason Stone
    Rod Steiger .... Gen. Decker
    Tom Jones (I) .... Himself
    Jim Brown .... Byron Williams
    Lukas Haas .... Richie Norris
    Natalie Portman .... Taffy Dale
    Pam Grier .... Louise Williams
    Lisa Marie (I) .... Martian Girl


    All that talent wasted...no, turned and twisted into producing a film capable of driving you insane with its badness.

    THAT is why MARS ATTACKS was soo bad.
     
  8. getsmartnow

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    Teaching Mrs. Tingle was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Utterly pitiful.

    Also anything with Hulk Hogan in it (i.e. Santa With Muscles, Mr. Nanny). And that Eddie Murphy film about a magical kid (Golden Child) I think was the name. Argh....too many bad memories!!! :mad:


    But then there have been some great films made as well.
     
  9. AntiSonic

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    But Mars Attacks was supposed to bad!

    More classics...

    Good Burger

    Critters 2-4

    TMNT 3

    Superman 4

    Halloween 3(I think... whichever one didn't have Michael Myers and was about pumpkin bombs or something...)

    Every Gamera film

    Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie(hell, any film in which ":The Movie" follows the title...)

    Arthur 2(if you've seen both, you know what I mean)
     
  10. AntiSonic

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    "No Holds Barred" wasn't that bad, brother... but then there was "Gremlins 2." :(
     
  11. Band Geek Mobster

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    Go to hell Antisonic!

    Transformers: The Movie was awesome!
     
  12. AntiSonic

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    Oh, and I forgot to add "Carnosaur." How that thing got two thumbs up is beyond me. :confused:
     
  13. AntiSonic

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    Grimlock's the only thing that makes it watchable... But, I guess on second thought Unicron really was pretty bad ass...
     
  14. The Summit

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    Johnny Mhenomic, staring the legendary actor Keanu Reeves!!
     
  15. Rocket River

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    I can beat that
    Hercules in New Yorkl - Starring Arnold

    Rocket River
     
  16. Rocket River

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    AI!!!!!!
    AI Sucked!!!! PISSED ME OFF SO BADLY

    Rocket River

    Rocket River
     
  17. BigTwoston

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    The worst movie of all time....Ghost Dog.......and if you haven't seen it DONT
     
  18. Mr.Scary

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    "Jingle All The Way" with Arnold and Sinbad
    This thing just sucked.
     
  19. IVFL

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    Rocky 5

    I cant believe I am the first to say this. When I buy the dvd set I plan to burn the 5th rocky:mad:

    then I heard he might be making a rocky 6:rolleyes:
     
  20. DAROckets

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    Saw Bubble Boy last night and it was craptastic.

    Also watched K-Pax, damm good movie.I'm suprised I didn't hear more about this one when it was at the movies :confused:
     

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