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Caption Contest---Patrick and his baby boy

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by gettinbranded, Apr 10, 2002.

  1. gettinbranded

    gettinbranded Member

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    Orlando Magic's Patrick Ewing, joined by his 17-year old son, Patrick
     
  2. giddyup

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    Is his kid a hoopster? How tall, etc?
     
  3. Smokey

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    Yeah, CNNSI did a story on him. He plays at Marietta, GA HS with some other son of a former NBA player. He's probably good enough to get a college scholarship - name plus height but I doubt he's NBA material.
     
  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Son, there's only one thing you need to remember. When you pick up your dribble, don't forget that you get four steps to the basket. Most players only remember to take three, but if you take four, you'll be as good as I was.
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Never let them see you sweat.
     
  6. moestavern19

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    "Dad! Look at that Stripper!"

    "Thats Your Mother"

    :p
     
  7. BigTwoston

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    Wow, he is just as handsome as his old man..........
     
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    Patrick Jr: "I went into the room, sat down and she performed oral sex on me. I hung around and talked to the girls for a while, then I left."

    Patrick Sr: "That's my boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
  9. Roc Paint

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    To bad Dream had all girls. :(
     
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    Grape Ape and Little Grape...just hanging out.
     
  11. AroundTheWorld

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    :D
     
  12. MickeyOn Fox

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    Dad I thought you said it would
    Take Magic to get you a ring?

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  13. Curly

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    Any thought to not ripping on a guy and his kid?
     
  14. AroundTheWorld

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    Yes...



    But it was too tempting :).
     
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    OMG, that's Nicky!

    I swear, Jr. looks exactly like my boy Nick Price. Man oh man, my best friend is the son of an ape. :(
     
  17. ScreamingRocketJet

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    Ladies

    These types of comment are boring...

    None of you would have the balls to say it to his face...

    Going at a bloke AND his son is bad form.
     
  18. JayZ750

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    Yes, but it is the point of the caption contest. That is well known. Public figures AND their children (see George Bush, Bill Clinton, etc, etc) are often the subject of mean jokes on internet BBS's.
     
  19. Band Geek Mobster

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    And late night talk shows...
     

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