[College Football] Couple Caught Having Sex In El Handicap Baño

Thank you. There is every reason to doubt the woman's story. She is ashamed and embarrassed at what she did, which is understandable. Both parties deserve the shame and the charges. I doubt very much the guy gets charged with rape.

 

SmokingGun got a copy of the police report lol:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1126081stall1.html

 

Wow!

So it was in the men's bathroom. That's a well written police report, lots of juicy details.

 

What's the response of the girlfriend of the guy in the equation? They say afterwards he was released to the girlfriend. I mean, you would think she would be like hell f**k no, I'm not driving you home.

 

So, I got stuck working Thanksgiving. I worked second shift at the hospital yesterday.

It was just me and another guy working. The other guy dated a nurse from the ER for a long time, and they're still good friends.

So, anyways, we went over and did an exam on a guy in the ER.(Now, our ER is very small for the amount of patients we handle...it was built to handle about half of what we get, and it's in need of renovations. I say this because, what I'm getting at is that there are really no separate rooms, just curtains separating people.) So we do the exam, and go back to our department and go about our business. Being that it was a holiday, we were pretty slow and didn't have a whole lot to do.

About 10 minutes later, the nurse that my co-worker dated comes walking over to our department. She says, "You know that guy you guys just went over to do? I just walked into his room and his wife came crawling out from under his covers."

In other words, she was GIVING her thanks...

 

Anyone notice the Freudian typo in the second sentence?

 

I don't think it's a typo. The l just didn't scan well...

 

"Locked in a open mouth kiss"

- sounds like she wanted it to me.

 

Right... "Heyyyy good lookin' what's up"

"Hey there sexy through winegoggles not my husband guy, I'm feelin' tipsy"

"Oh yeah, maybe I better EXAMINE you in this bathroom, cuz I'm classy like that"

"Oh yeth, please do, no one will know"

knock knock Uh mam, sir, it's the law. Come out with your umm hands up.

"Huh? NO, we WON'T come out. Wait, WHO is this person, I'm so drunk I don't even know who I am either or who you are PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER"

splitsville in order, methinks.

 

She had him pressed against the wall...there goes the rape conspiracy.

 

A female friend did something similar to me, before i was transferred to observation. There was no sex though, just a 'manual'. It still made my day though!

 

poor husband. And he was blaming himself for letting her go to the bathroom!?!

 

As an aside, I think the 'false name' thing is BS. They say she said her middle name was Jane when it was actually Kay. Who would lie about their middle name but give an honest first and last name? She was probably so drunk, they couldn't understand her slurred attempt at Kay.