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You gotta love Vernon

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Apr 2, 2000.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    From the Chronicle:

    "After facing Jeff Hornachek for the last
    time, Dallas-star Michael Finley sought out
    the retiring Jazzman after Monday's game to
    offer his congratulations. It was quite a
    contrast from three nights earlier in Seattle, when Vernon Maxwell sought out
    Hornachek after the game -- and threw a
    shoulder into him, knocking him into the
    stands on his way off the court."

    My hero!

    Utah's last game coming up. How about Rudy throws that shoulder this time? If not, I'll do it! I might get arrested, but I can't image a Houston jury would convict me.
     
  2. Johnny Rocket

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    U could hire LHutz as your lawyer.

    something i forgot to say: I dont like vernon I just like that one thing he did.

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  3. CriscoKidd

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    No, I don't have to.

    But I still say Hornacek looks like Sloan's son.

    Coincidence?

    I didn't think so!!!!

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  4. fromobile

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    I LOVE YOU V-MAX!!!!!!!!

    Definitely in the top ten greatest basketball players of all time.

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  5. CBrownFanClub

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    Here here, fro-tex, VMax rules.

    CBFC

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    wow crisco - scary analysis - I've been telling my friends that Horny is Sloans love child for years but they never see it.. glad I've finally heard it from someplace else!!

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  7. LHutz

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    You damn right you can hire me!!! DUKE OF TRUTH will get you off, I am not a defense lawyer anymore (I just sues people) but I have been one in the past! I got one guy off who was acused of biting his boss. My defense was BRILLAINT in its prodigitousness.

    I cited MARBURY against MADISON and BROWN VS BOARD OF EDUCATION. Also, I took cement castings of the defenent's teeth and compared them to the boss' wound and when the JURY wasnot looking, I TURNED em upside down so they did no match!! HA HA !! DUK OUTMARTED them.

    I am glad Vernon attacked that face rubbing loser.

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  8. HOOP-T

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    Duke of Truth will get you off.....interesting!

    Anyway, Hornacek is probably the only Jazz player I....GASP.....like. But I can deal with what Vernon did. As a matter of fact, I am slightly giddy about it.

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  9. heypartner

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    I wonder if Vernon looked into the camera afterwards and wiped the sweat off his face for Horny's kids.
     
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    Three swipes on the right side of the face.....GREATNESS.

    May have been better if he slapped the sweat off Horny's face.

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