how to become left handed...

I saw some guy on Ripleys who can write with both feet and both hands at the same time...in four different languages. Holy Cow! So you can do anything.

At a young age my dad tried to make me ambidextrous. I ended up switching to lefty. Now I'm all mixed up. I eat and write left handed. I play sports right handed. Go figure.

 

Break your right arm.

 

Sad, but true. This is the fastest way to become left handed. I learned to use my left hand much better when I had a pinched nerve in my right arm and could barely move my right hand. If I couldn't have used it much longer I might have become a lefty. My left arm is actually stronger than my right, but lacks the motor skills my right arm has.

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It took me a one baseball season for my right arm to regain dominance. My left arm motor controls are back to being very poor after 10 years of neglect.

I would suggest playing catch lefthanded could be a way to improve coordination and strength here quickly, but writing will take some time.

 

Until you learn to masturbate with your off-hand, you'll never know what it is truly like to get off. and there in lies your secret DiSeAsEd MoNkEy. Don't wait for a broken arm.

btw: it is a known fact that all monkey's can masturbate equally well with both hands and both feet.

 

DiSeAsEd MoNkEy,

Strength of your off-hand has nothing to do with it. "Dexterity," "Suppleness" are more the correct word. You're right that uncoordinated off-hands can't get the job done, and maybe learning to use a pencil is the right way to practice, although many women disagree. In any event, to do the job with your off-hand as good as a monkey, you are going to have to learn how to expertly, manhandle tools.

 

Funniest thing you've ever posted, and you've posted a lot of funny things.