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how to become left handed...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DiSeAsEd MoNkEy, Apr 9, 2002.

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  1. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    i dont know guys...

    there is something wrong with me.

    i always get these crazy ideas that my life wont be complete unless i do/try something and this time i have to learn how to be left handed so my life can be complete.

    maybe i should just write the ABC's a lot

    or

    maybe theres some secret exercises you guys know about.

    help me!
     
  2. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I saw some guy on Ripleys who can write with both feet and both hands at the same time...in four different languages. Holy Cow! So you can do anything.

    At a young age my dad tried to make me ambidextrous. I ended up switching to lefty. Now I'm all mixed up. I eat and write left handed. I play sports right handed. Go figure.
     
  3. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Break your right arm.
     
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    Sad, but true. This is the fastest way to become left handed. I learned to use my left hand much better when I had a pinched nerve in my right arm and could barely move my right hand. If I couldn't have used it much longer I might have become a lefty. My left arm is actually stronger than my right, but lacks the motor skills my right arm has.

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  5. Joe Joe

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    It took me a one baseball season for my right arm to regain dominance. My left arm motor controls are back to being very poor after 10 years of neglect.

    I would suggest playing catch lefthanded could be a way to improve coordination and strength here quickly, but writing will take some time.
     
  6. heypartner

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    Until you learn to masturbate with your off-hand, you'll never know what it is truly like to get off. and there in lies your secret DiSeAsEd MoNkEy. Don't wait for a broken arm.

    btw: it is a known fact that all monkey's can masturbate equally well with both hands and both feet.
     
  7. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    i think my left hand is as strong as my right hand if not stronger, but it doesnt do what i want it to...

    i feel like my left hand is a 'tard or something sometimes.
     
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    DiSeAsEd MoNkEy,

    Strength of your off-hand has nothing to do with it. "Dexterity," "Suppleness" are more the correct word. You're right that uncoordinated off-hands can't get the job done, and maybe learning to use a pencil is the right way to practice, although many women disagree. In any event, to do the job with your off-hand as good as a monkey, you are going to have to learn how to expertly, manhandle tools.
     
  9. Rocketman95

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    Funniest thing you've ever posted, and you've posted a lot of funny things.
     
  10. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    crispee:

    you're a freak.

    hangout boy:

    thanks, i think.


    :)
     

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