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My Uncle, the King of all Douchebags

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Nov 19, 2008.

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  1. cwebbster

    cwebbster Member

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    All,

    Long story short, my uncle is the biggest complete piece of crap. We found out that he had been cheating on my aunt for over 20+ years, and left her for some hussy. He has in turn attempted to make a music career for himself, and I thought I would share with you guys the hillarity of this crap!! Have a listen, it is pure crap!!

    http://cdbaby.com/cd/kennethlwebb

    http://cdbaby.com/cd/kenwebb
     
    #1 cwebbster, Nov 19, 2008
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  2. studogg

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    that is priceless. really, i wouldn't charge a price for that.
     
    #2 studogg, Nov 19, 2008
  3. Roxfan73

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    Your uncle has a badass butt-cut.
     
    #3 Roxfan73, Nov 19, 2008
  4. Mulder

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    Gee lemme guess. He is banging a chick named Laurel Spangle...
     
    #4 Mulder, Nov 19, 2008
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL, is this for real?? Is that really your Uncle??
     
    #5 ima_drummer2k, Nov 19, 2008
  6. Lady_Di

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    Blood uncle or uncle by marriage?

    That really sucks...how did your aunt not know that he was cheating on her for more than 20 years?
     
    #6 Lady_Di, Nov 19, 2008
  7. SwoLy-D

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    " :eek: After loving you... what else is the-eh-eh-eh-ere..."
    According to ClutchFan cwebbster... a blues-singing career and A HUSSY? :confused:? [rimshot!]

    :D

    cwebbster, your intro of "have a listen, it's pure crap!" sounds like one of them spoofed infomercials for washed up Country singers on SNL. :D I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Nov 19, 2008
  8. meggoleggo

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    HAHAHAHA I noticed that too. Effin ridiculous.
     
    #8 meggoleggo, Nov 19, 2008
  9. Royals Ego

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    kick him in the nuts
     
    #9 Royals Ego, Nov 19, 2008
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    Funny, his album is named Forever and Always.......yeah right Tio! :mad:
     
    #10 MoBalls, Nov 19, 2008
  11. TheFreak

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    Extra credit for use of the word "hussy".
     
    #11 TheFreak, Nov 19, 2008
  12. cwebbster

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    Blood uncle.....unfortunatley
     
    #12 cwebbster, Nov 19, 2008
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    please post pics of the said "hussy"
     
    #13 v3.0, Nov 19, 2008
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    Is this right out of a movie...? That singing is on par with bad karaoke. The CD cover ties it all together. Priceless.
     
    #14 gunn, Nov 19, 2008
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    It's like he's using the whammy bar on his voice every time he tries to hit a note...
     
    #15 Apollo Creed, Nov 19, 2008
  16. Angkor Wat

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    20+ years?!? Damn, that might be the longest play ever. Dude would have better success writing a book about not getting caught than to do music.
     
    #16 Angkor Wat, Nov 19, 2008
  17. across110thstreet

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    that was "specal"
     
    #17 across110thstreet, Nov 19, 2008
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    I managed to listen to about 15 seconds before my ears started to bleed.
     
    #18 leroy, Nov 19, 2008
  19. Roxfan73

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    KoaDB's major influence:

    [​IMG]
     
    #19 Roxfan73, Nov 19, 2008
  20. professorjay

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    Spot on, hilarious! This thread has serious potential.

    Too bad this dude doesn't have a myspace page.
     
    #20 professorjay, Nov 19, 2008
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