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A Cool Bonus Project...Which You All Can Help

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Apr 5, 2002.

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  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    I am taking a Human Sexuality course this semester in college. Well my professor just announced one of the best bonus projects I have ever had. By next Friday, each student must come up with 150 words which mean the same thing as sexual intercourse or the act of sex. It can be any word or words...I mean complete freedom of speech so anything goes! We are also allowed to get the words from any source as long as we can name the source. So if any of you have any choice favorites that aren't banned from Clutch City please post em.
     
    #1 Lil Pun, Apr 5, 2002
  2. MadMax

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    I abstain from this study...

    thank you.

    :cool:
     
    #2 MadMax, Apr 5, 2002
  3. Castor27

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    Horizontal Mambo
    Bed Bowling
    Taking the hotdog to the bun
    going tuna fishing with a pecker pole(this one may get banned)
    I have a bunch more but I am laughing so hard right now I cannot type :D
     
    #3 Castor27, Apr 5, 2002
  4. Samurai Jack

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    Bumpin Ugly's
     
    #4 Samurai Jack, Apr 5, 2002
  5. Nomar

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    ****ing
     
    #5 Nomar, Apr 5, 2002
  6. rockHEAD

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    doing the nasty
    the nasty
    it
    making love
    bopping
    the dirty deed
    get horizontal
    do it
    shagging
    to bed (as in to bed someone)

    man... 150? let us know how you do.
     
    #6 rockHEAD, Apr 5, 2002
  7. Roc Paint

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    screw you. :p
     
    #7 Roc Paint, Apr 5, 2002
  8. Samurai Jack

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    Riding the baloney pony .
     
    #8 Samurai Jack, Apr 5, 2002
  9. Castor27

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    Banging
    Getting it on
    hitting a homer
     
    #9 Castor27, Apr 5, 2002
  10. Samurai Jack

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    Dancing in the sheets.

    ( They just keep coming :D )
     
    #10 Samurai Jack, Apr 5, 2002
  11. Samurai Jack

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    laying pipe.
     
    #11 Samurai Jack, Apr 5, 2002
  12. dimsie

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    At home we call it "rooting".
     
    #12 dimsie, Apr 5, 2002
  13. dylan

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    Top Ten ISP Euphemisms for Sex


    10) Finding the dip of a thrust fault
    9) Integrating by parts
    8) Tutoring the first-years
    7) Splitting the genes/jeans
    6) Backside Attack
    5) Staining the Ovaries
    4) Solving the Sperm-Liouville problem
    3) Logging in
    2) Refluxing
    1) Quantum Tunneling


    The Top 16 Olympic Euphemisms for Sex


    Working Out With Pocket Hercules
    Polishing the Love Javelin
    Diving off the Half-Meter Headboard
    Playing "Hide the Torch"
    Curling (her toes)
    Carrying the Flag for Team Coitus
    The 2-Minute Freestyle Floor Exercise
    Passing the Meat Baton
    The 20-Centimeter 1x2 Medley
    Exploring the Land Down Under
    Competing in the Humptathlon
    Fencing with the Shorter Epee
    Synchronized Squirming
    Completing the Orifice Triathlon
    Earning a 10.0 from the Judge from Ejacuador
    and the Number 1 Olympic Euphemism for Sex...

    The Purple-Chapeaud Flag Bearer Leading His Delegation Into the Olympic Stadium


    Subject: Re: Euphemisms For Sex

    On 15 May 1995, Scott R wrote:
    > No, as a matter of fact, you didn't ask for them. But here they are...
    >
    > act of sport
    > act of shame
    > act of darkness
    > alchemy
    > amorous congress
    > art of pleasure
    > balling the jack
    > ballum rancum
    > bang
    > basket making
    > batter
    > bed rite
    > bed sports
    > beef injection
    > big time
    > bit of snug
    > bit of rough
    > bit of front door work
    > bit of skin
    > bit of cauliflower
    > bit of fish
    > board
    > bonk
    > bouncy-bouncy
    > brim
    > buff ball
    > bumper to bumper
    > bury the bone
    > camel night
    > carnal connection
    > catch an oyster
    > cattle truck
    > cavaulting
    > charge
    > chuck a tread
    > click
    > clicket
    > clip
    > conjugate
    > cool out
    > couch rugby
    > cure the horn
    > daily mail
    > dance the goat's jig
    > dance the matrimonial polka
    > dance the sheets
    > daub the brush
    > deed of pleasure
    > derby
    > desperate congress
    > dicky-dunk
    > diddle
    > dip the wick
    > discussing Uganda
    > do the two-backed beast
    > do a bottom-wetter
    > do an inside worry
    > do a miracle
    > do a dive in the dark
    > do the chores
    > do a flop
    > do a kindness
    > do a rudeness
    > do a spread
    > do the naughty
    > do a tune
    > do a push
    > do a perpendicular
    > dog's rig
    > dork
    > drive home
    > dunking
    > ease nature
    > eff
    > exchange DNA
    > exchange spits
    > exercise the ferret
    > fall backward
    > fettle
    > fiddle
    > firkytoodle
    > first game ever played
    > fit end to end
    > fix the plumbing
    > flesh it
    > flop in the hay
    > flying Philadelphia
    > four-legged frolic
    > foutering
    > Friar tuck
    > futz
    > going down like a submarine
    > grease the wheel
    > have it up
    > hide the ferret
    > hide the sausage
    > hit a home run
    > hole in one
    > horizontal refreshment
    > hum job
    > impale
    > jam session
    > jig-a-jig
    > jingle-jangle
    > jump
    > lay the hip
    > leg business
    > lie in state
    > make piggies
    > make the chimney smoke
    > make feet for children's shoes
    > matinee
    > mount
    > nature's duty
    > night work
    > nug
    > oblige
    > patha-patha (South African)
    > pillow polo
    > play at lift leg
    > play the trombone
    > polish one's arse on the top sheet
    > pop the cookies
    > pray with the knees upward
    > put four corners on the spit
    > putting the blocks to it
    > ram job
    > roger
    > rut
    > scale
    > score between the posts
    > scuttle
    > secret services
    > shag
    > slithery
    > snug
    > square someone's circle
    > squeeze and squirt
    > stand a push
    > strawberry suckle
    > study astronomy
    > sweet death
    > take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass
    > take a turn in the stubble
    > tear off a piece
    > tillage
    > twang
    > varnish one's cane
    > wap
    > wet one's wick
    > whack it up
    > wham

    doing the horizontal tummy bump?




    You're welcome. :D
     
    #13 dylan, Apr 5, 2002
  14. giddyup

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    I had a friend that used to say "dipping the wick."
     
    #14 giddyup, Apr 5, 2002
  15. B

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    Damn, that's quite a list Dylan. I guess someone's got a list in mind for their honeymoon. :)

    B
     
    #15 B, Apr 5, 2002
  16. deepellumrocket

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    Become the beast with two backs.
     
    #16 deepellumrocket, Apr 5, 2002
  17. Pipe

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    the old in and out ... I believe from Clockwork Orange
     
    #17 Pipe, Apr 5, 2002
  18. cson

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    -fliggin' the flo-gee
    -marchin' the ponies
    - **** like some **** mother ****ers on the kitchen floor screamin' ****in' **** of ****er
     
    #18 cson, Apr 5, 2002
  19. DrewP

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    Sex ?
     
    #19 DrewP, Apr 5, 2002
  20. DAROckets

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    Fornication
    Sowing Oates
    Doing the wild thang
    horizontal bop
    diping the wick
    Quickie
     
    #20 DAROckets, Apr 5, 2002
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