WOW! Are we just completely ****ed?

When the zombies come all the people for gun control sure will be sorry.

I am glad I had the foresight to see the invasion.

 

I have an ax, a sledgehammer, and a number of aluminum bats. I'll be fine.

 

I would recommend adding a hatchet. Never know when you have to fight close-up. If you are totally against firearms and really looking to zombie proof get one of those cow slayers like the guy in "No country for old men" had.

 

Mrs. rimrocker has a saber and an epee. She's got my back.

 

I'll have a mattress full of paper to burn just in case I get cold.