i had roommates in college with a good story. our house party, roommate A brings two girls up to his room so he can call them a cab to get home. as they're talking before they make the call, the girls are thinking, why not just sleep over? they are on his bed: Female/Male/Female - nice arrangement. so then, roommate B stumbles upstairs, introduces himself to the conversation, tries to be helpful by calling a cab. (he fails, he can barely dial straight.) not satisfied with his earlier attempt, he just passes out drunk, on the bed, and the bed now looks like: F/M/M/F he keeps talking, and the girls start getting creeped out (roommate B is a cavedwelling engineer). they want to leave. and then our friend from out of town stumbles upstairs, shouts something about cockblocking, and then he falls asleep in roommate A's closet. the room now is: (FF) in a chair together, [M] in the closet, (M/M) in bed. and that's how i found them the next morning.
i guess those guys don't know their manners...girls sleeping in chairs??? god, what a world we live in.
Would you honestly want to sleep on a guy's dorm mattress in your right mind? Think about it. That's what I thought. It's one of those things where you have to be drunk and in denial.
Just be like "hey, did you happen to.... SWANG ON DEEZ NUTZ?!" let me know if it works man. good luck.
My friends and I are even bigger jerks to one of our poor friends. We sort of "****-facilitate" as opposed to cockblock. Going on to girls about how well endowed he is and all the women he's pleased. But if they get interested, he's got a steady girlfriend as it is and can't do anything about it anyway. I'd hate us if I were him.
I like the more subtle things you can do that will hopefully catch her eye. Gay p*rn mags under his pillow for their return, a few pamphlets from the doctors office about STD's around the place, a blowup doll in the bathroom..... Just leave her enough evidence and it will get the job done!
Yeah, women LOVE it when guys talk to each other about how well endowed they are.... I'm sure there's no bigger turn-on.
Just be sure to get the higher score at the arcade and make sure she sees that your initials are at the top of the list. That'll show him.
Sarcasm duly noted; I guess I should have included more specific examples. In any case, what we do is effective enough that he's had to cockblock himself as a result on a surprisingly large number of occasions.
Just talk about world of warcraft in front of him and his girl. Talk about tonight's raid on the alliance or something dorky like that.
What? Massive fail. I can't imagine any (adult) female getting hot and bothered because guys are talking to her about how great a lover he is and how big is member is.
