See what I mean? I believe the best gags are the one where there is no evidence linking back to you. One where he comes to you and says, "I wish I could find the guy that did that to me". I WOULD PHYSICALLY KILLLLLL HIMMMMM!!!!!!!!!"
Lighten up, Nancy. The guy made fun of you....big deal. If a girl is gonna hold that against you, then she ain't worth the time anyways.
say "Hey, aren't you supposed to have that 'Sex Offender' sign up in your front yard by now?" or 'Someone stole your 'Sex Offender' sign from your yard again.." Something like that
You really can't cockblock him with his girlfriend. If one night your out and he's flirting with a nice number wait a while and then in front of the girl say "hey your girlfriend called and she wants you to pick up some formula on the way back." or you can wait untill he breaks up with his girlfriend and on a night when he's about to rebound with some hot number say "hey your girlfriend just texedt and she want's you to call her asap." Can't really **** block a man with a steady.
Wait until you've got a minute alone with her, and then unleash this. "Girl, I hope you like 'em freaky, because that guy is the craziest motherf***er I know. For real. Back in high school he took this bet...lol...I'm not even sure I should tell you this, but...let's just say I didn't know you could get gonorrhea from a corpse. I mean, she had been dead for at least a couple of days so we figured it was safe. Man...that guy will do anything for a Jumbo Jack."
Kick the guy in the groin, that should cockblock him for a while AT LEAST. Rinse and repeat if you need more blocking.
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100% can't fail... When he's with the girl, walk up to them, take out your dick and say "you gave me herpes" to your friend. BOOM!
Buy some ky and squeeze out most of it. At the end of the night after you guys exchange comic book stories, walk up to her while she is between you and your friend. Reach out and hand it to her to give to him and say, "Man I almost forgot... You're right. This stuff works great!". Of course, she might think you are a total wierdo, but not as much as the expression she is going to give him. Get your camara ready and post it back to us. You're welcome.
Wait a minute, this guy said something that caused your GF to shun you? Not a date but your girlfriend? You are either really young or she is a sorry girl.
