At least he didn't have a lackey level up for him. Ron Artest gets as many Perfection medals as games played.
Boxing match: Ron Artest vs. Ben Wallace May 10, 2009 in Las Vegas Prediction - Ron Artest knocks out Ben in Round 4
Somebody post a Rafer facts thread... Start it out by.... If you can get Rafer to shoot its a turnover.
The '89 Earthquake during the World Series was the result of Artest belching. Artest's D is so fierce, he sometimes holds himself and his team to a low fg%. Albino is the outcome of an encounter with an angry Artest. Artest once sneezed and caused a Tidal wave in Asia. Sadam Hussein hid in the fox hole because he heard Ron Artest was in Iraq, bin Laden is still in hiding. Ron Artest is the reason the "I am Legend" outcome has never happened.
Ron Artest once ran up just to pull Yao away from the Mavs but everyone who was wearing a Mavs jersey saw Ron running up and got scared...
Ron was brought on the set of Lethal Weapon in order to show Mel Gibson the proper technique for getting out of a straight jacket. They liked his work so much that they brought him back for Leathal Weapon 2, but Ron was fired for attaching a live bomb to Danny GLover's toilet.
Ron once waited until a clinching game at home to unload his powers and bring the Rockets into the 2nd round of the playoffs for the first time in 12 years. Ron also doesn't need superhero powers, unlike his teammates, all he does is bang a shield, as seen in this video: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/de90g-UEark&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/de90g-UEark&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
"THAT IS THE GREATEST M'F'ING THING I EVER SEEN IN MY M'F'IN LIFE!!!" - qoute from some movie Rocket River
