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Girls and Toilet Seats

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Nov 1, 2008.

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  1. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Member

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    That is just special. Absolutely amazing. :D :D :eek:
     
  2. Breaker

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    Whats wrong with sitting down when you take a leak? In the morning I'm tired and would prefer sitting down opposed to standing up. Not to mention waking up with a stiffy, which makes it impossible to stand up when pissing. If you can piss standing up with your wang poking up then you must have some sort of amazing pissing techniques or something. Oh and don't tell me you never had you wang sticking to you nuts before and forgot to detach them before you made it rain....
     
  3. KePoW

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    I piss sitting down, even during times when I'm not living with a girl. It's just cleaner.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    Sometimes my wang clogs the toilet sitting down.
     
  5. Breaker

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    ;)
     
  6. Microfridge

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    If that's a toilet, I have no idea how the anatomy works.....
     
  7. Tom Bombadillo

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    Hello Mr. Garrison!
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  8. crossover

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    Pissing standing up is a guy only thing and therefore something we should take care of after we're done.

    How many women only things are there that they handle and don't ask you to take care of?

    Imo, just another instance of men being lazy bums. Put your toilet seat down after you're done.
     
  9. Rashmon

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    The first time your wife goes to the bathroom in the dark and falls in, you will know why it is a big deal...
     
  10. Hydhypedplaya

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    If you want to talk about whose really lazy, then its the guys because its really not that hard to just sit down and take a leak. It takes a little bit more effort on our parts and its a lot cleaner. (Assuming that your pissing at home or a private clean toilet because I would never sit down and piss on a public toilet)
     
  11. heypartner

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    I can name one. My girl is THE best!
     
  12. finalsbound

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    You have to pick your battles. No, moes never puts the seat down, but it's not that much effort to put it down myself. It's not that big of a deal...takes maybe a couple seconds of my time. The one exception is when I've been drinking though. If I've had three or more drinks and I have to pee, the situation usually ends up with my ass in the toilet water and me cursing loudly at no one in particular. I just don't notice the seat up for some reason.
     
  13. Harrisment

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    I'm a guy and I also pee sitting down. It's easier. I don't do it in public, but at home I sit down to piss 100% of the time. You should give it a shot.
     
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    F*** That!

    When I have an erection I hold it in until it goes down. Or I pee in the backyard.
     
  15. no_answer

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    My husband puts the seat down without me asking. I guess he just has good manners unlike some guys.

    We also keep the lid down to keep our 2 yr. old out of it.

    You know what I hate worse then the seat left up? People who don't flush! GEEZ! That's just uncalled for.
     
  16. walterw

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    Don't go to women's room when men' room available. Problem solved :)
     
  17. GirlsAloud

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    I don't really care either way unless I have kids or pets. I always check the toilet before I sit. But it is considerate if men lower the seat down once they're done with their business.
     
  18. pmac

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    Oh crap, i didn't open this thread for a while because i thought it was a sequel to 2 girls 1 cup.
     
  19. KeepKenny

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    I'm surprised by how many people actually give a crap about whether their pet drinks out of the toilet. You do realize that cats lick their ass and dogs eat ****, right?
     
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    I put the seat and the lid down.

    Why?

    Because there have been times where I was doing something in the house and the lid just shutdown by itself and sounded like a gunshot.
     

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