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So Guys Hows This Last Minute Custume Idea?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by astros148, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. astros148

    astros148 Member

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    Ordered my original **** online n that was a fail.

    So I'm going to go as the cheating husband. Nice dress shirt with a loosen tie, belt unbuckled, shirt top buttons untied, lipstick all over my face n shirt, phone numbers written on my hands, n the ring part on my finger whited out.

    Sounds strange but its the best i could do for last min n I won't have. To buy anything
     
    #1 astros148, Oct 30, 2008
  2. hed

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    King Leonidas with the painted on abs should do.
     
    #2 hed, Oct 30, 2008
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    Just write "Slappy. The half-assed clown" in lipstick on a t-shirt and buy a clown wig.
     
    #3 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 30, 2008
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Is it wrong for a guy to dress up as Sarah Palin for Halloween?
     
    #4 Mr. Brightside, Oct 30, 2008
  5. astros148

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    wut..
     
    #5 astros148, Oct 30, 2008
  6. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Montrose?
     
    #6 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 30, 2008
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    Just make a picket sign that says "Nudist On Strike!", wear normal clothes and you're set.

    I got that on here, and it was pretty good.
     
    #7 Two Sandwiches, Oct 30, 2008
  8. Asian Sensation

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    Go as one of these guys. I think you could pull off either one really well.
     
    #8 Asian Sensation, Oct 30, 2008
  9. astros148

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    yawn thanks anyways
     
    #9 astros148, Oct 30, 2008
  10. Butterfingers

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    "LULZ" I agree wholeheartedly.
     
    #10 Butterfingers, Oct 30, 2008
  11. IROC it

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    blue shirt
    write "Joe" on one pocket with marker
    grab a plunger


    Shaven head optional.


    I'm tellin' ya'
     
    #11 IROC it, Oct 31, 2008
  12. Tom Bombadillo

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    Ummmm, Go as a nudist
     
    #12 Tom Bombadillo, Oct 31, 2008
  13. hed

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    Can't fight that one. Why not rock what you got? p*rn star this Halloween.
     
    #13 hed, Oct 31, 2008
  14. v3.0

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    go as a mall security guy, complete with ketchup stain on collar and ill fitted pants and wragged black tennis shoes
     
    #14 v3.0, Oct 31, 2008
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    get a santa outfit and just ask all the pretty girls if they want to sit in your lap and tell you what they want for christmas. That was my backup plan!!
     
    #15 Freik, Oct 31, 2008
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    Dress up like a bear. Then go to Galveston and tell everyone how overrated of a storm Ike was.
     
    #16 DPballer, Oct 31, 2008
  17. Lady_Di

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    Dress up like Ike!
     
    #17 Lady_Di, Oct 31, 2008
  18. swilkins

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    That sounds like a divorced man to me.
     
    #18 swilkins, Oct 31, 2008
  19. VooDooPope

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    You would be surprised how well this works. :D
     
    #19 VooDooPope, Oct 31, 2008
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    Y'all don't think a Santa Suit is an odd choice for Halloween? I'm not sure what I'm wearing tonight, but I do have a santa outfit.
     
    #20 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 31, 2008
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