Ordered my original **** online n that was a fail. So I'm going to go as the cheating husband. Nice dress shirt with a loosen tie, belt unbuckled, shirt top buttons untied, lipstick all over my face n shirt, phone numbers written on my hands, n the ring part on my finger whited out. Sounds strange but its the best i could do for last min n I won't have. To buy anything
Just make a picket sign that says "Nudist On Strike!", wear normal clothes and you're set. I got that on here, and it was pretty good.
blue shirt write "Joe" on one pocket with marker grab a plunger Shaven head optional. I'm tellin' ya'
go as a mall security guy, complete with ketchup stain on collar and ill fitted pants and wragged black tennis shoes
get a santa outfit and just ask all the pretty girls if they want to sit in your lap and tell you what they want for christmas. That was my backup plan!!
Y'all don't think a Santa Suit is an odd choice for Halloween? I'm not sure what I'm wearing tonight, but I do have a santa outfit.