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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. Albert Einstain

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    want or not, I'm here again anyway;
    i'm not sure what are the teams you hate;
    but the utah jazz is one of them that you must abuse day by day;
    the jazz rosters all don't know the basketball and how to play;
    they think that there is no rule that they have to obey;
    to the jazz, you have tons of gabage words to say;
    just because of the bad performances they gave;
    there is no game you may delay;
    and you must stand up to your opponent in any case;
    keep in mind that the utah team is not made of calay;
    and they come here not for just having a debate;
    they want to derive our victory and the sun rays;
    So there are many efforts we should and must make;
    eat them up like eating a small piece of cake;
    demoslih the damnest team whose name is jazz.
     
  2. IndoRockets

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    nice pic!! :eek:

    just describes everything about jazz
     
  3. Jimes

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    Wow :eek:

    I second this motion.
     
  4. JBIIRockets

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    The pic is not perfect though....

    Tony Brothers needs to be in it! I still can't believe he fell for Kirilenko's flop.
     
  5. joegoroxy

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    i hate the jazz w/ the passion!

    it doesnt even look like playing basketball when they are on the court with all the hockey checks and mid air tackles that happens. :p

    and most of all i HATE THE JAZZ FANS!!! my god i never known a sea of fans to whine and complain so much! it is ridiculous, they complain about any and all calls, even the blatant easy to see ones!

    and ooooo how i would love to one day take a trip up to utah and punch that guy that sits on the baseline behind one of the basketball goals in the face for all the NBA players that hate him just as much as i do.

    :mad:
     
  6. Ubiquitin

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    I have hated the Jazz for over ten years now. I will always hate the Jazz.
     
  7. Zfan

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    I wonder why nobody posts this video.
     
  8. Zfan

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://hk.youtube.com/v/ZRZxtnw58_M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://hk.youtube.com/v/ZRZxtnw58_M&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    And this one.
     
  9. phishphreak

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    Hate the Jazz w/ a passion!! Most hated would have to be Okur, Kirilenko, Stockton.
     
  10. LoneStarRebel

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    I hate the Jazz with a deep burning passion....I still have nightmares of Malone illegally hooking Clyde's arm so Stockton could hit the 3.

    It's been 11 years.....and it still haunts me.
     
  11. clos4life

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    I hate the Jazz.
     
  12. SeeingRocketRed

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    There is physical play, and there is cheap play. The Jazz are just a bunch of cheap, 2nd rate, wanna be bullies. This year, with Ron Artest, Joey Dorsey, and Carl Landy, the Rockets will make a point to them early and often.

    I still think about Boozer knocking out Landry's tooth with a dirty play, and Landry just playing right through it. If a Jazz player had lost a tooth, they would have been crying for an FBI investigation into the other team's tactics. I still think about Kirilenko's wild flop which cost us the second playoff game, and the third game where it wasn't called, but he did the same pansy s--t in the last play of the game.

    The Jazz are just a bunch of pansies disguised as bullies. The Rockets need to do like your mom told you to do when you were little - push them back. Harder. And they will fold like a cheap suitcase. We will through waves of big men at them. We will smash them inside When they try to through elbows we will level them like Eddie House.

    The Jazz are a team of cheaters. They foul every player on every play and dare the referees to call it.

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  13. ikedog34

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    Why don't we leave yao on okur, exactly? I mean, he sure ain't stopping boozer, so let him stand out with his arms up in front of okur-he'll never try posting up yao. If okur puts the ball on the floor, I would think tracy, ron-ron, rafer, aaron brooks, etc. would be licking their chops waiting for a strip or errant pass. If he gets past them, than shane and scola are drawing 30 charges a game. Plus yao gets some rest. Just a thought.
     
  14. jasonemilio

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    Problem is Okur doesn't ever play inside the three point line, not less the paint. All he does is shoot threes set up kick outs. I you recall, that proved to be a mismatch for Yao and he ended up hitting too many critical shots near the end of game 7 last year (and the year before that)
     
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    Okur shoots too many three's and Yao is too slow to close out or recover in the event he puts the ball on the floor.
     
  16. hokage5

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    I have always, and will always, hate the Jazz.

    The only thing I may hate more than the Jazz team is their fans.
     
  17. larsv8

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    I remember once a long long time ago, back in the Dream days the Rockets played the Jazz twice in a row. If my memory serves me correctly it was the last game before the all star break and then again the first game after...

    On the first game, Malone takes an elbow to the nose and it breaks, blood gushing and all. It heals a bit and then re breaks during the second game. My favorite Jazz memory :D
     
  18. ikedog34

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    I kinda figured we would want okur putting the ball on the floor if it keeps it out of deron's hands. Okur ain't exactly nowitzki so i think yao could recover in time with the great help defense we have. I could be wrong, though. I just don't think he's doing any good down low against their system, he's not hakeem so he'll never have the quickness to recover after all the picks- of course there aren't many bigs who ever could.
     
  19. DwayneNguyen

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    hate the jazz
     
  20. J.Will.Xu

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    I don't know no Jazz.I only have a idea that Utah owns an NBA team named Azzholez. :mad: show our hatred towards 'em when we're taking on 'em at Toyota Center
     

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