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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008.

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  1. joesr

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    those were funny, I can imagine a skit with Artest pulling over the cops and him walking over there, police are like damn it!
     
    #221 joesr, Oct 16, 2008
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    Ron Artest once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
     
    #222 ElDobleK, Oct 16, 2008
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    As a teen Ron Artest impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. He later did the same in a New England just to prove when Ron Artest is involed, lighting does strike twice.
     
    #223 RedRowdy111, Oct 16, 2008
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    Not cool due.not cool.
     
    #224 dkoune, Oct 16, 2008
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    When God said, "Let there be light.", Ron said "Say please."
     
    #225 Bassem, Oct 16, 2008
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    I guess you're not a fan of Johnny Cash.
     
    #226 Landlord Landry, Oct 16, 2008
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    Usain Bolt won the 100m dash because he was running away from Ron Artest
     
    #227 jontabs, Oct 17, 2008
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    Ron Artest was charged with domestic violence after hugging his wife. His strength is unmatched.
     
    #228 Angkor Wat, Oct 17, 2008
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    Ron Artest needed only 3 Years of College to graduate

    that's cause the professors thought he had enough STREET CRED to forgo his senior year.
     
    #229 tinman, Oct 17, 2008
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    you can't assume everyone on clutchfans knows alot about culture. I don't.
    ;)
     
    #230 tinman, Oct 17, 2008
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    Ron Artest beat up Popeye after he ate the spinach
     
    #231 Roll-Wit-Da-Mac, Oct 17, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
     
    #232 moose, Oct 17, 2008
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    yes he does. because for all you people who really think tmac scored 13 points 35 seconds...that was Ron Artest slowing down time
     
    #233 Roll-Wit-Da-Mac, Oct 17, 2008
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    Nah, Ron Artest made all his professors street ballers. That's how he graduated from college.
     
    #234 Easy, Oct 17, 2008
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    When Ron Artest looks in a mirror, nothing appears. There can never be a second Ron Artest.

    Ron Artest doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
     
    #235 eckostylez, Oct 17, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn't do trade kickers. He does roundhouse kicks to the face.
     
    #236 RigoRocket, Oct 17, 2008
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    When Ron Artest makes eye contact - Sura faints
     
    #237 Pat, Oct 17, 2008
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    lol, i showed this thread to my friends and now they check it everyday even though they're not rockets fans.
     
    #238 dexkk, Oct 19, 2008
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    Ron Artest killed the Incredible Hulk in a game of basketball, after the Hulk tried to take a charge on Ron Artest' drive.
     
    #239 pacmania, Oct 19, 2008
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    Ron artest vs clayface[​IMG] . The conclusion....artest standing tall while clayface change his name to[​IMG]
     
    #240 got em COACH, Oct 19, 2008
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