News Bulletin: Jordan fouled at end of game and Foul NOT Called!!!

Man, that's a first. First of all Jordan almost had his head taken off after securely fastening a rebound with sixteen second left, and Antonio Davis ripped it out and put it back in to give the Raptors a one point lead with 16 seconds. Then it was Jordan time. He put up a shot at the buzzer and had his arm hit at least twice by Jerome Williams. The ball swirled around a couple times, fell out, no foul called. Now I've seen everything.

...as the Wizards playoff hopes slowly dwindle away. I'm hoping the Iversonless 76ers will go on a huge losing streak to close the season.