They were going to cast Ron Artest as Jack Bauer for "24", but decided against it because then they'd have to change the show to "2".
Osama is so pissed because Ron Artest took his lunch money. When Ron Artest punches you in the face, blood drips from sacred parts of your body. Hannibal Lector refuses to have dinner with Ron Artest.
Ron Artest always wins, even when he "loses". Ron Artest doesn't save after every level. The game is complete once he touches the controller.
ron artest isnt hung like a horse.....horses are hung like ron artest! ron artest died 10 yrs ago......but the grim reaper was scared to tell him! god said let there be light....ron artest said ....say please! ron artest dont wipe his arse with toilet paper....he uses sheets of plywood! if ron artest is late ....time better slow the f_ _k down! ron artest thought of an idea of peeing in a can and selling it .......today thats what we call red bull!!!!! i could keep going !!!!!!lol!
Flagrant fouls are named after the loving memory of John Flagrant, the man Ron killed while shooting free throws.
Ron Artest was never born thru birth... he just appeared when Ron Artest has the bball the refs don't use the shot clocks they go by Ron's time Ron Artest sold drugs to Snuffy off the block on Sesame Street When Yao was little Ron got mad at Yao and told him to "qiut playing around and grow up" he was 7'5 ever since then Ron Artest doesn't have Testicles he has examicles Ron Artest had sex with his mother just so he can be born Ron Artest has an "on" button on his penis Ron Artest made the grand Canyon to hide his stash Ron Artest doesn't need his eyes or ears he just knows Ron Artest pulls over police Ron Artest doesn't watch Tv, Tv watches Ron Artest Ron Artest got some pu-ssy at the million man march Ron Artest once got stoned with the Statue of Liberty...shes been stoned ever since RON ARTEST BEAT MICHAEL PHELPS IN A SWIMMING MATCH!!!
God once offered Ron Artest immortality. He declined and instead chose level 10000 basketball skills.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Ron Artest.
no.. Ron Artest paused for a moment during practice, held his hand to his ear... Then said "they are talking about my **** on ClutchFans". He then promptly broke Chuck's nose. (See??? Ron can see the FUTURE!)
