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Ron Artest Facts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008.

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  1. Blurr#7

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    You can use Ron's urine to run your car,diesel truck or airplane.

    As a kid riding his scooter Ron only pushed once to get anywhere within a 10 mile radius.

    Ron is the guy spining Will Smith in the beginning credits.
     
    #181 Blurr#7, Oct 13, 2008
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    Rather lack creativity than be an A........O
     
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    lol.That one was nice.
     
    #183 dkoune, Oct 13, 2008
  4. flipmode

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    this thread is getting derailed too much. focus, people.

    Ron Artest is an anagram for "No Starter".

    Which is fine, because when he gets into the game, HE WILL END YOU.
     
    #184 flipmode, Oct 13, 2008
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    Ron once went to the Wall Street, then the whole world is questioning "WHAT went RON there"
     
    #185 youngone76, Oct 14, 2008
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    And now you're funny?
     
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    Why does global financial crisis happen?------ Ron Artest doesn't satisfy about his salary. (oh.... ^^)
     
    #187 kops630, Oct 14, 2008
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    The movie Hancock was based on the life of Ron Artest.

    And Ray Embrey (Rick Adelman) changed Hancock's (Ron Artest) life. :cool:
     
    #188 abita, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn't have a birthday. He was born on January 96th!
     
    #189 hancock.corey, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest is a lover, not a fighter... But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas...
     
    #190 across110thstreet, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest does his own laundry.
     
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    God wanted to create world in 10 days. Ron Artest gave him 6.
     
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    sorry for double post but its too good to pass up :D

    Michael Jackson didn't whiten his skin.............

    he turned pale when he saw Ron Artest.
     
    #193 Melo, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

    When Ron Artest was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.


    Ron Artest invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Boozer invented pink.
     
    #194 djnswdjn, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest knows where the smurf village is.
     
    #195 Melo, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest quenches the thirst of a thousand third world babies with his recycled sweat and tears.
     
    #196 across110thstreet, Oct 14, 2008
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    LMAO!! Good one!!
     
    #197 Blurr#7, Oct 14, 2008
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    Like tinman? In the end they're both getting replies....precious replies...
     
    #198 dback816, Oct 14, 2008
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    Ron Artest once accused chestnuts of being lazy........

    Ron Artest has 27 tattoos on his ballsack...........
     
    #199 Tom Bombadillo, Oct 14, 2008
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    don't compare me to rookies dude.

    I get replies cause my power is real. I don't try to confuse the reader, just educate them.. my methods maybe Ron Artest or Maxwell like, but it'll get you out of the first round of being an educated Rockets fan
     
    #200 tinman, Oct 14, 2008
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