KG: C'mon Baby, lets do disss Landy: (nervously) Wow, they feel so real...i can't believe this is happening
KG: What a huge turkey, I can't help eating you up for supper. I've eaten nothing since I got the championship because all the restraunt owners are kobe fans. what's worse, I can't cook for myself so it's also impossible for me to buy some vegetables and meat from wal-mart and cook them. Besides, wal-mart's purchasers are kobe fans too. Landry: oh,man, I have sympathy on you but I'm not big enough to fill your stomach, joey dorsey is more delicious and gonna make your stomach full.
Landry: (trying to feel the touch) Hmmm... Where... Is that it... KG: (holding Landry's arm) Hey!!! Get closer. And you didn't open up your fingers yet.
OT, but Landry looks a little like David West now with that facial hair he's rocking. I don't like that cause I'm not a big fan of David West.
KG: I used to be cool until I won a championship. Now we all act like b!tches. Check out my gf: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/teams/photo?photoId=2059101&team=bos