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Ron Artest Facts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008.

  1. BrieflySpeaking

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    Ron Artest is too tough to tell you Happy Birthday.
     
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    If a Rattle snake bit Ron Artest, the snake would die.
    Osama bin laden has Ron artest on his fantasy team.
    Ron Artest can rinse with Listerine for 60 seconds.
    When Ron Artest was born he cut his own umbilical cord.
     
  3. BrooksBall

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    Ron Artest once threw a 100 yard hail mary for a TD. He caught it, too.
     
  4. BrieflySpeaking

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    Ron Artest doesnt believe in the DELETE button because hes never wrong.
     
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    Ron Artest is a magician. He can make your teeth disappear

    Ron Artest once killed a deer ....with the body of another deer

    Ron Artest doesn't have kids....he has adults

    Ron Artest can play the texas lottery at 10:01 pm

    Ron Artest can play dominoes against him self

    Ron Artest can buy beer after 12pm in texas
     
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    Ron Artest printed out this thread and took a crap on it.
     
  7. BrooksBall

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    If Tracy or Yao get injured this season, Ron will heal them with his touch.
     
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    Ron Artest's Sweat is the main ingredients in Revive Vitamin Water.

    Ron Artest's Pubic hairs are used in the weaving of bullet proof vests.
     
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    Ron Artest can squeeze blood from a turnip
     
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    Ron Artest has caught the Roadrunner before...









    Twice.
     
  11. BrooksBall

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    Then somebody sold that sh!tty printout on eBay and got richer than Warren Buffet.
     
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    Ron Artest is so bad, that when he crosses someone over, ... they cross over into the afterlife ...
     
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    When Ron Artests farts, scientists fear the particles become so accelerated that it may cause the end of the earth.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This thread needs to die.
     
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    Facts: Ron Artest is one of most clutch shooter in the NBA!! In other words, when the game is on the line, expect him to dominate. When the game has a lot of pressure, expect him to thrive. This guy is even better than Tmac and Yao when it comes to clutch shooting and putting a dagger down the opponents throat...wheather it's playing defense or shooting 3.....he's not afraid.

    There are players in this league that are considered good or even superstar, then it comes to pressure intensity game such as Playoffs, they fold under pressure and can not perform up to their potential. Artest is not like that....another player that thrive under pressure is Kobe.
     
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    Well, Artest IS a sub-39% shooter for his career in the playoffs...

    ...back on topic.
     
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    Sticks and stones may break your bones.
    Ron Artest will break your sticks and stones. And eat them as a light appetizer.
     
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    Ron doesn't take no ****! He takes care of business with his fists!
     
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    39% shooting three is considered pretty good. My point is that he will make clutch 3....by that i mean he's going to make those baskets where necessary to win game or get us back into the game. So if we're behind, expect him to get us back into the game. If we're down by 1, expect him to make a clutch 2 or 3 pointer to help Houston take the league. He is simply clutch in this type of situation.
     
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    i love this one! lol

    O(∩_∩)O
     

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