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Ron Artest Facts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008.

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  1. across110thstreet

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    Alien Abductors have asked Ron Artest to probe them.
     
    #121 across110thstreet, Oct 11, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn't play NBA 2K9 because it isn't realistic enough for him, Artest plays Arch Rivals.
     
    #122 pmac, Oct 11, 2008
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    Ron Artest's beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
     
    #123 across110thstreet, Oct 11, 2008
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    One night, Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin simultaneously had a dream about Ron Artest... the next day they wrote the 2nd amendment.

    Ron Artest invented the question mark.
     
    #124 maw7079, Oct 11, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn't get rebounds. The ball just bounces in his hands.
     
    #125 vcchlw, Oct 11, 2008
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    in the zoo, Ron puched the dolphin in the face because it was holding a ball high.
     
    #126 fleshbody, Oct 11, 2008
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    Now that is clever. Tell me it's original! Very nice.
     
    #127 sirbaihu, Oct 11, 2008
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    Ron Artest made George W. Bush stutter by just staring at him.
     
    #128 pacmania, Oct 11, 2008
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    WINNER!!! No Contest!
     
    #129 Lovemachine2000, Oct 11, 2008
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    when Ron Artest uses the bathroom doesn't take sh1ts...he takes ****
     
    #130 Roll-Wit-Da-Mac, Oct 12, 2008
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    I've been pondering infront of the comp all day and couldn't think of anything, you people are just amazing
     
    #131 kingkow, Oct 12, 2008
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    Ron Artest went to McDonald's and asked for a BigMac... McDonald's gave Ron Artest a BigMac with the big meat that goes on the Double Quarter pounder and not the small cheeseburger happy meal meat.
     
    #132 Cstyle42, Oct 12, 2008
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    ron artest doesn't get drunk he gets sober
     
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    ron artest once smoked a cigarette in 1983, he still has not exhaled
     
    #134 i hate the mavs, Oct 12, 2008
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    Topic over
     
    #135 LCII, Oct 12, 2008
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    I heard Eddie House hired two bodyguards to protect him from Ron Artest.
     
    #136 BrooksBall, Oct 12, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesnt eat to survive, he relies on solar energy.
     
    #137 BrieflySpeaking, Oct 12, 2008
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    If Ron Artest played baseball, he'd make Albert Pujols look like Adam Everett.
     
    #138 BrooksBall, Oct 12, 2008
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    Ron Artest didn't get traded to the Rockets, the Rockets got traded to Ron Artest.
     
    #139 Storm Surge, Oct 12, 2008
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    Nice one.
     
    #140 BrooksBall, Oct 12, 2008
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