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Friday afternoon story time with mlwoo (10/10/08)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Oct 10, 2008.

  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Hello.

    I went to a friend's birthday party at Ninfa's on Navigation three Thursdays ago. We were sitting at a table outside on the back patio next to the parking lot. We had about 15 people in our party. Mixture of guys and girls.

    Had a couple of margaritas and then someone says "Whoa! Look over there!"

    A couple no more than 15 yards from our table was making out in a car. They were about 30 or so. The guy was bald and was sitting in the driver seat while the girl leaned over. This went on for a good 15 minutes or so. I was a little buzzed so I decided it would be a good idea to walk over and see if they even care I am looking at them. I go and stand right next to the car. They have to know I am there. No stopping. I go and sit back down.

    About ten minutes later the girl all of the sudden jumps on the guys lap and straddles him. They were definitely not just making out at this point. Few minutes later she yanks off her shirt, undoes her bra, and is on top of him topless in the middle of the lighted parking lot. There are little kids at the table next to me. Bizarre.

    So after the guys "nurses" a little bit in front of a stunned crowd, a cop car pulls up a couple of cars down and uneven with the car so they can see everything. The two cops start laughing looking at them. We thought we were about to see a naked lady get cuffed.

    They pull out of there spot and slowly inch behind the car. They stop for a second then drive on. No lights. No horn. I guess they figured that cuffing a topless woman probably wouldn't be the best thing in the parking lot.

    The guy notices the cop and the girl jumps in the back seat. He pulls out and leaves the parking lot.

    It had to be one of the most blatant, outrageous acts I had ever seen.
     
  2. AntiSonic

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    Sorry bud, Rockhead rule...
     
  3. yo

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    Probably fake. Easily a camera phone moment. No one would've NOT taken a picture of that.
     
  4. Yonkers

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    Sounds like you PG-13'd a 20-year old Penthouse Letters story.
     
  5. Pistol Pete

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    In that neighborhood, it was probably a john getting his money's worth....
     
  6. Austin70

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    You would think somebody would have had a camera phone.
     
  7. TheyCallmeExMan

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    sigh...if only your stories were half as good as your posts.
     
  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Mlwoo you are clearly lying -- defend yourself.
     
  9. Nice Rollin

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    camera phone......

    another story with a major hole in it. i believe you went to Ninfas. That's about it. Oh and there were 15 people....alll guys...but there's nothing wrong with hangin with your boys
     
  10. StaticC4

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    Finally another edition..I was waiting for this for a while.
     
  11. Asian Sensation

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    ^^^ LOL he forgot to mention the circle jerk or was it the congo line?
     
  12. Davidoff

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    Was she hawt?
     
  13. Kam

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    this story sucked.


    guess we have to wait to next friday.
     
  14. Landlord Landry

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    cliffnotes.

    I went to Ninfas, some people were humping in the parking lot.

    kids, cops, ritas.

    the end.

    :eek:
     
  15. hjg877

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    Happened to me at Friday's over the summer. I was sitting across the bar from a couple, about 20 years old. They kept on getting more and more intoxicated.

    As the night went on, the female's shirt buttons slowly undid themselves mysteriously, one by one, while simultaneously here breasts grew quite larger.

    Anyway, they leave. Ten minutes later I leave to go to my car. Out of all the 4 cars in the parking lot, there's is the only one next to mine. She's totally riding him while he's reclined in the passenger seat. Pretty impressed with the shocks on that Civic.

    I was forced against my will to sit in watch; I simply couldn't go up next to them and get in my car. Just wouldn't be classy.

    They finish, she hops in the driver seat, doesn't bother putting clothes on. Car drives away, they hit a curb.

    I, sickly, decide to quickly get in my car in a pursuit (well this was my buddies idea). About a mile up, b**** gets pulled over for speeding, HAHAHA.
     
  16. moestavern19

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    what really happened...


     
  17. no_answer

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    Lies Lies Lies
     
  18. mazyar

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    I'd have to admit; This is the first of your stories that I have read all the way through. The rest were too long for my attention span. Please tell me your stories are usually better than this!
     
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  20. RedRowdy111

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    I think you should have made a 2k thread instead, it would have got more positive reviews than this complete failure, lol. ---------->Damn nerds.
     

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