Ewww... get off the teat, cochino! Anyway, brings back memories of "Shoot'em Up" character for Monica Bellucci. Break in the action: "Teat" in Spanish is similar to "PETA": teta. Carry on.
you know, I've always found it funny what some people consider 'gross' to consume and what's acceptable. Look, I like cow's milk just fine, but I don't see how it's any LESS gross than human milk (no, I don't consume human breast milk). I mean, we're drinking from the tit of an animal that walks around in a pasture all day...it's just as gross if not more gross in the abstract than human milk.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again. "The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my t***. I can splash it on my face."
Yeah... I think I'll pass too. You also should consider that it is ethically wrong to forcibly impregnate women every nine months and make them live in crowded and filthy conditions just so we can have enough human milk for the ice cream industry.
I was wondering what NOW's reaction would be to an industry literally milking hundreds of women on the daily for money . . . . 10$/hr or so . . . I think NOW would go BALLISTIC! Rocket River
OK, guys, no need to fight... she has two... not that I think they're real. On the subject... I know it's what nature intended them for, but it still freaks me out to think that these things were put on my chest, not to attract men, but so I can become a human cow. It's scary enough to think how I'm supposed to use them if I had kids - seems like it would hurt and stretch things out of shape. I hear all sorts of horror stories about cracked nipples, leaks, pain, soreness, overproduction of milk... and these days they pressure you not only to try it, but to keep trying if it doesn't work, even hire the expertise of "lactation consultants", and to keep doing it over a year. The whole idea makes me want to cross my arms over my chest. Cow udders. Yep, definitely only for your own baby, and then not for very long.
