I say we organize a massive donation pool and pay her to give it up to Beetlejuice. We could offer her a little extra to videotape it and let us put it on the web.
Exactly. No wonder she's a virgin at 22. Can you imagine her ego if she thinks her cherry is worth a cool million? Sorry sweetheart, but that thing between your legs ain't that unique. There are a few billion of them on this planet, and none of them are worth that kind of cash. She's not even that hot. You can get a p*rn star in Vegas for under a grand. Who does she think she is?
She is going to be terrible and it would have to be seriously awkward. I think it is going to be funny when no one wants to pony up the money she thinks she is going to make.
<ul><li>$1million for one night with a virgin or <li>1000 nights with $1000/night professionals. <li>or 4000, $250 mindblowing BJs <li>or 5yrs with a TC luxury box and a $50K/yr high-maintenance, retired RPD girlfriend and reselling the extra seats to my cfnet fans for extra spending money </ul> hmmm
Anyone see that episode of Boston Public where that somewhat ugly girl sold her virginity through a school website on prom night to some loser who bidded up to $1,600. I bet she did. What's funny is they ended up talking all night and never did it. Even that is more realistic than her thinking she will get more than $75,000 (rich, old perverts). Spoiler Yes, I watched that show in high school. At least I wasn't watching The OC
A college grad who can't get a good enough job to eventually pay off undergrad student loans at a mid-level state school? My friend, that's a dumb w****.
Said rich old perverts can fly to a third world country and have as many underage virgins that they want for WAY less than that. The pervert factor doesn't really jive with the 22 year old part. But, it's like that show on Bravo with the million dollar real estate agents. You only need to find ONE stupid buyer willing to pay your price.
I wonder if dude will expect the FULL MONTE Not no hour .. all night. .several times. . .in several places maybe some chains I'd like to see her eyes when dude walks in with a Breifcase, some chains and a paper bag. "LET'S GET IT ON!!" Rocket River
