If our Big 3 and Espn made a Commercial,How would it look like?

i heard that all people in new york live in a 10 by 10 apatment which costs over 1000 a month. so compared to that, yea we're poor.

 

ESPN Exec?

 

THAT IS GENIUS!

 

HMmm instead of chasing after van pelt, have ron artest smile. Since the cup didn't work he start throwing other objects

 

"Tracy Mcgrady, Yao Ming and Ron Artest you all just won the 2009 NBA championship what are you going to do next?"


"Go to Disneyland!"


only commercial i want to see those three together in

 

What in the hell are you talking about? Most people are POOR here? We have the best economy in the country right now, and that doesn't look like it's going to change for a LONG time. I suggest you get your facts straight about my city before spewing this kind of garbage out. Damn yankees (and I don't mean the baseball team).

 

You have no idea....a really small apartment in Manhattan cost as much as 2 to 4 million dollars, the cost to live here is unbelievable and is still sky-rocketing. No offense to people from Houston, I've only been to Houston once after all.

 

They would be enjoying a baseball game, at yankee stadium, against the red sox more than likely.

T-mac: I can hit better than jeter

Ron Ron: really?


ahhh my mind has gone blank. someone continue it.

 

So then why would you even make a comment on the state of our city? In fact, Houston has one of the highest "millionaires per square mile" ratios in the United States, so again, please check the facts before you state something that will offend others. And just because Houston has a smaller cost of living than New York, LA, or Chicago, why does that make us a small market? We have the 4th largest population in the United States....that makes us a HUGE market. Cost of living has no bearing on market size whatsoever.

 

Just stating what i heard. Chill down bro.

 

Thank you yobod

some ppl are just....

 

I would love to see Yao in a more commercials.

if Greg Oden can make a funny ass commercial, I'm sure Yao could.

 

Yao, Tmac, and Artest are in line at the ESPN commissary. Yao and Tmac are holding their trays of food, and both reach for the last bottle of water. They both playfully start arguing over the last bottle, but it escalates and they get serious.

Artest steps in between them and tells them 'you guys need to calm down, don't let your temper get the best of you.' Meanwhile Yao and Tmac continue to tug the bottle back and forth and accidentally knock Artest's tray into his chest covering him with food.

Yao & Tmac pause, look at each other, then at Artest. Artest looks back at them stunned. Awkward silence. Yao & Tmac drop their trays of food and run out the door.

Roll ESPN graphics and voice over.

Fade away scene of Artest helping the wait staff clean up. He mumbles to himself 'those guys need to take anger management.'

 

I heard you have a small pee pee. But chill out bro. I just heard.

 

low pitched

 

Hmmm....you just gave me an idea for a different ending.

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Yao, T-Mac, and Artest are playing Rock Band in the ESPN lounge....
Yao's on the drums, T-Mac on guitar, and Artest is singing....
After Artest sings off key, Scott Van Pelt interrupts...

Van Pelt: Booooo! (Throws Cup)

(T-Mac, Yao, and Artest are shocked and stop playing)

T-Mac: Hey! What was that for?! (as he drops his guitar and takes a step forward)

Artest: Don't worry...it's OK. (he just smiles and puts a hand in front of T-Mac)

(Meanwhile...Yao wipes himself down, stands up and heads towards Van Pelt)

Yao: No it's not...

(Van Pelt loses the smile off his face and runs as Yao walks past T-Mac and Artest)

Artest: Yao?...Yao?!....

(T-Mac and Artest run off the screen to stop Yao)

SportsCenter

Van Pelt: (heard in the background) Yao! Stop! I'm sorry! Yao!

End of commercial.

 

You are all poor. No offense. I am rich, because I live in Yankeeland. You're poor. No offense. I'm not sure, no rich people in Houston. No offense. I have a keyboard on my cellphone and I drink iced coffee.